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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 14, 2013 9:07 AM

Scott Duncan

More proof that we need a national "kick-a-cop-in-the-face" day.

Cop cleared of wrongdoing after shooting kittens in front of screaming kids

rt.com

An Ohio policeman shot to death a litter of kittens on Wednesday, telling a group of screaming children that the animals would be going to “kitty heaven”. But instead of firing the officer, the local police department cleared him of any wrongdoing.

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Cara Small

This string of events happens a LOT. First there is some ASS that complains instead of checking the facts and speaking to the animal's guardian. Then some guy with a gun shows up and "does what they were told". No questions asked.

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Cara Small

That reminds me of a joke about an "officer" and his badge being chased by a farmer's bull in the farmer's field. Unfortunately in reality, for farmers and bulls, someone or some animal ends up dead.

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Dino DisenfranchisedDino Quiring

The cop was obviously in imminent danger and had to discharge his weapon in order to save himself. The tragic trauma the children endured is insignificant and necessary to carrying out the duties of said cop. /sarc

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