The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 15, 2013 3:36 PM

Chad Brodgesell

Yes, that's why I have a chair "Rail" around my place. They get every thing provided for them and more. They have the Right to leave anytime they want or Stay as they choose. They have a virtual Boarding Pass 24 hours a day. The Galley is open 24/7. The Head is kept clean for their enjoyment and use. The Decks are kept clean and clutter free. They have all their "Bills" taken care of from the ships account. They are Given Disbursements as can be afforded for their own personal use. The First Officer is cute and fuckable and even performs her other duties very well. The passengers are happy and content with the Accommodations and Direction of the course set. Every one aboard is doing what they want except for me. As the Captain of this ship I am responsible for the Health, Happiness and Welfare of every one aboard. Since I hold Value in the people aboard I ACTUALLY am doing what I Want to do.

Taking care of Business.

Thanks for asking. :)

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