I don't want to leave you hanging Jason, but I don't have an instant answer.
Humorously enough I may not be qualified to even comment on your question as I've heard the same comments about myself often enough. Perhaps others have comments that may be useful to you. I'll ponder it for both of us.
That last sentence seems like an excellent start.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 278Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 278 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.