YOU: Hi sir/madam, apparently there is a piece of paper here that concerns ME.
YOU: Some folks call this a birth certificate.
YOU: Please, Madame/Sir, could you EXPLAIN me in DETAILS what's this all about?
YOU: Thanks
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