The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 06, 2013 5:32 PM

Anibal Jose Baez

Should I get mad if a monkey throws a banana at me, while at the zoo? Should I get mad if a parrot calls me a name, while in "Parrot Jungle"? There is plenty of reasons why many monkeys, and parrots, are behind bars.

Perhaps, you should transfer your case here, to Puerto Rico. There is plenty of space at the zoo here, and we sure love monkeys... A LOT! Then, I could bail you out with bananas, and rice. We can repeat this over, and over. When I get tired of this, I'll sell you to a chinese restaurant, to turn you over into a delicious Poo Poo Platter.

You don't need an ID, or driver license here. Monkeys have the right to travel, so don't worry. Monkeys are protected by the Monkeytution, the Supreme Law of the Apes. And remember, whoever holds the banana, is surety! Pass that shit around.