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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 01, 2013 3:23 PM

Scott Duncan

Ok, I only approved this for my own purposes:

REPEAT AFTER ME - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD LAWYER!

NOW SAY IT AGAIN - THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD LAWYER!

Now say that over and over again in your head. If you are looking for a lawyer to torture and kill, then that's fine.

If you are looking for a lawyer to douse with gasoline and set on fire, that will be fine too.

If you are looking for a lawyer to save your little buddy. YOU'RE FUCKED, and a lawyer gets his pockets lined with cash from your ignorance/stupidity.

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