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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 29, 2013 12:10 AM

Scott Duncan

National Kick-a-cop-in-the-face Day is my proposed Private Member's bill I intend to submit, if I am ever forced into public office (Legally I could be, because of my title).

I have NO intention of breaking the law. National Kick-a-cop-in-the-face Day will be perfectly legal, before I indulge, in this socially-benefiting activity the whole family can enjoy.

As National Kick-a-cop-in-the-face Day is currently NOT legal, I cannot actively endorse it.

...but if you find yourself in a position where you need to kick a cop in the face, remember it's illegal, but you'd really be helping the world out :D

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