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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 25, 2013 3:47 PM

Scott Duncan

Here is my life in Bunnies.

All of you "trust the box".

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Scott Duncan

I should re-do this... Only with CUM-BUNNIES!

Oh, an when one of the Cum-Bunnies says "It's a Duck! I believe in the box", I can pause in the story and slap her face with my cock, until she open's her mouth, and I save the day by plugging up the hole that the vacuous crap is coming out of...

...and nobody gets distracted by bullshit and stupidity!

....and everyone learns to think, and there is world peace!

Oh and the Swedish Bikini Team serves me coffee every morning...and we all live happily ever after! :D

Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma, I have a REALLY good acting gig for you :D

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Beverly Berta Braakschmack

Oh c'mon Scott, I would be a shitty actress. I would forget my lines and burst out laughing the whole time... Plus I think Fiona would have a much more interesting accent!

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Beverly Berta Braakschmack

Ha! The Tender for Law Porn. We'll get Fuckyiranidiot on, full force argument with Scott... Every time she says yet something else stupid he... well you said what you were going to do. Cuts to Beverly running away whilst Scott TRIES to slap her in the face with his cock. Cuts to Cartman "Respect my Authoritah!"...

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Beverly Berta Braakschmack

It was history in the typing... and you let it go... Fucks the Puppy will NEVER be the same...

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