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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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May 24, 2013 10:13 PM

Pete Daoust

Sorry Scott Duncan, I just can't resist, I'm contemplig this post I've made for an hour now, and I think it's so beautiful....please pass it, and PLEASE correct any stupidity I may had wrote. Thanks in advance,

FUCKS THE PUPPY. XXX

So, if I get arrested and bring to jail, of course, I have no INTENTIONS on doing this, but, we never know what can happen”

If I REALLY have done something UNLAWFUL and I REALLY know it, I may plea guilty…..

in ANY other circumstances—I will shut up and keep my HANDS away from ANY pen or pencils

I will eventually have to tell them WHO I AM, and I will wait until I’m in front of a guy/woman with a balck robe, who is suppose to be competent and fair.

1). Who is ME ? I’m the lawful Holder in due course of the accused PERSON, I’m the SOLE beneficiary of this PERSON, I reserve all rights.

They will have to tell me WHO THEY ARE 2). Who are they ? So far, I see NOBODY, or maybe a Corporation of some types Where is the INJURED party ? Which CONTRACT that I breached ?

They may want to ask me if I am a belligerent ? , if they ask this question 3 times, they are offering me FULL sovereignty ?, so by what authority they declare war on MY person ?

They will have to tell me what they want” 3). What do they want. They seems to want to fuck around with MY person’s surety, and since I’m the SOLE beneficiary of this PERSON, I may want to set things straight, maybe a NOTICE OF MISTAKE will help, or, they will have to point me WHERE is the SURETY of my PERSON. Without surety, what do we have ? NOTHING ?

Oh, and everything they may say that seems to be some STRANGERS’s rules or regulations, I will ALAWAYS say the same thing: I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALIKING ABOUT.

4). What is this place where they OBLIGE ME to be in. A BUNKER ?

I will definitely AVOID any freeman-on-the-brainjam-bullshit, and I won’t speak ANYTHING about god or other imaginary friends. And I will NEVER use such stupid terms as STRAWMAN or STARWARS or CAPTAIN AMERICA idiocy.

OK, CAN I GO HOME NOW ?

But then again, verify ALL this with someone COMPETANT

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Scott Duncan

ACCUSED? Do you even read my notices? Read NOTICE OF MISTAKE again. Look for the word "ACCUSED", and read that paragraph, which says exactly NOT "I’m the lawful Holder in due course of the accused PERSON"! You couldn't have been more wrong if you were doing it for a prize!

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Derek Moran

"Hi your Worship. My mother called me Derek, but im here to agree to act for the Crown as SURETY for the charges laid against DEREK MORAN. Please point me into the direction of the closest jail-cell as i do not WISH to waste the time of the court any further."

Signed, THE anti-TENDER FOR LAW page

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Derek Moran

I know a guy, who had to go to court, got in front of the judge, was told to state his name, so he just matter-of-factly asked- "Umm...it'd be okay with the court if i first just went ahead and reserved my rights before we begin, right your Honour?" I guess the judge just sat there with a stunned-look on his face. Like this guy said to me- "What else was this judge going to say to me- 'NO. You cant reserve your rights before we begin.' He'd be admitting to everybody in front of the court that he was denying me MY RIGHTS." - LOL

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Pete Daoust

Deviant :D

Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society. n. One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted social standards.

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Pete Daoust

Me, I'm more like Deviant Bastard.

bastard (bstrd) n. 1. A child born out of wedlock. 2. Something that is of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin. 3. Slang A person, especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable. adj. 1. Born of unwed parents; illegitimate. 2. Not genuine; spurious: a bastard style of architecture. 3. Resembling a known kind or species but not truly such.

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