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I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 23, 2013 9:55 PM

Kelleran Holman

"property standards" officer, calls to inform me that my yard has "car parts" in it, contrary to some by-law, and he will be coming to take pictures, i tell him to stay the fuck off the property, he can take pictures from the fence line if he likes, but DO NOT TRESPASS!...He informs me that he has a badge that says he can come onto the property when ever he feels like it...I tell him again to stay the fuck of the property, he says "I'll bring police, I say good you will have to, he says fine .....I'm out, he apparently not only comes onto the property, he also goes into my enclosed trailer as well, and placards my house with an "order to remedy"....I have rough drafted a notice to send with his "order to remedy" ...for class review, and commentary...and of course to point out "and/or" remove stupid "pulled out of ass" stuff:NOTICE

re:"ORDER TO REMEDY NON-CONFORMITY WITH STANDARDS FOR MAINTANANCE AND OCCUPANCY" DATED:inspection MAY 14,2013

To, xxx xxxx: Property Standards Officer, and all agents of THE CORPORATION OF ESSEX

Regarding your offer of May 16, 2013 (original attached).

RETURNED, NO CONSENT, NO CONTRACT

I am unable to "COMPLY" with your "ORDER" at this time, as I do NOT understand how I as a MAN, with a COMMON LAW CLAIM OF RIGHT to ALL the property at the location known as 9577 Walker rd Mcgregor, have ANY obligation to, and/or contracts with the CORPORATION OF ESSEX. I have read the cited by-laws, and all references are for "PERSONS". The defintition section of the by-law and/or codes cited, does NOT properly identify "PERSON" as a man, woman, human being, nor does it even mention "NATURAL PERSON" for that matter!

PERSON. 1. The scope of "person" as set out in s.2 of the Criminal Code R.S.C. 1985, c. C-46 extends somewhat beyond the individual, covering additionally public bodies, corporations, societies and companies, but, groups having common characteristics such as race, religion, colour and ethnic origin ARE NOT included in the definition (R. v. Keegstra, [1990] 3 S.C.R. 697)

"Persons are of two classes only - natural persons and legal persons. A natural person is a human being, that has the capacity for rights or duties. A legal person is anything to which the law gives a legal or fictitious existence and personality, with capacity for rights and duties. The ONLY legal person known to our law is the CORPORATION - the BODY CORPORATE" (Hague v. Cancer Relief & Research Institute, [1939] 4 D.L.?*blurry* (Man. K.B.)).

The phone conversation on or about May 10, 2013, with xxxx xxxxx, I was very clear with regard to "TRESPASSING"and "PRIVATE PROPERTY" (the signs posted should have also been sufficient notice), and you xxxx xxxxx, arrogantly referred to your BADGE as allowing you to do whatever you wanted,and it appears, trespassed on TWO occasions, LEGALLY, you may be correct, however, I LIVE in a COMMON LAW jurisdiction, I do NOT RESIDE in the CORPORATION OF ESSEX, nor am I a PERSON within the defintion of the "codes" or "by-laws" you have cited. Therefore I am unclear, and do NOT understand how I or the man known as Grant xxxx, have ANY obligation to the CORPORATION OF ESSEX and/or to it's agents/officers, as we are unaware of any SIGNED contracts that suggest we are.

Please provide the EVIDENCE you are relying on that I, or the MAN known as Grant xxxx are in fact obligated to COMPLY with ANY codes or by-laws of THE CORPORATION OF ESSEX, as we are of the understanding that none exist.

What EVIDENCE do YOU have that I am an OFFICER, an AGENT, a TRUSTEE and/or an EMPLOYEE of the CROWN? What EVIDENCE do you have of any WARRANT OF AGENCY for the PRINCIPAL? What EVIDENCE do you have that there has been any MEETING OF THE MINDS, any PROPER NOTICE GIVEN, any CONSIDERATION OFFERED, or that I have ANY INTENT TO CONTRACT with the CORPORATION OF ESSEX in this matter? As such, I am returning your offer, DECLINED, for IMMEDIATE discharge and closure.

NOTICE OF WAIVER OF PUBLIC BENEFITS (ONTARIO CHANGE OF NAME ACT [R.S.O 1990, CHAPTER C.7] WHEREAS YOU, being a PUBLIC SERVANT and/or an OFFICER for a PUBLIC TRUST, and/or A GOVERNMENTAL AGENT/OFFICIAL, do NOT have the right, and/or AUTHORITY, to attach SURETY and/or JOINDER, to ANY NAME DERIVED FROM A PUBLIC DOCUMENT, and attach such NAME and/or JOINDER to ME , and

WHEREAS YOU, being a PUBLIC SERVANT and/or an OFFICER for a PUBLIC TRUST, and/or A GOVERNMENTAL AGENT/OFFICIAL, are BOUND BY OATH, I THEREFORE, ACCEPT YOUR OATH OF OFFICE, and respectfully GIVE NOTICE that I, in fact waive ALL benefits of the ONTARIO CHANGE OF NAME ACT [R.S.O. 1990, CHAPTER C.7], and as such I MUST DECLINE any such benefits.

If Iand/or such other parties who act in my interest, have caused YOU to believe that my PRIVATE NAME is derived from ANY PUBLIC DOCUMENT, then that would be a MISTAKE, and please forgive me.~end

I have used some "in lieu of ID" with "notice of mistake", and a few snippets from Derek Morans police manual post on "person" ... the definition of "person" in the essex by-law begins "PERSON, means a person," a corporation etc, etc...I thought it funny they would use the very word they are defining, to define the word to be defined. ok Scott ...I asked for it ...*holding breath*.....

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Kelleran Holman

now it says if an "owner or occupant" is not satisfied with the terms of this order...blah blah, to send to appeal to property standards committee by registered mail...I would much rather deliver it fastened to a "car part" to this fuckers office as if I have no binding contract what would I have to appeal!?

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Derek Moran

Dealing with the same thing here in Toronto, Kelleran. The definition for PERSON in the City of Toronto Act is: INCLUDES a Municipality, Local Board AND The Crown. You should ask them- WHICH ONE AM I?

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Derek Moran

BY-LAWS are simply put, whether defined in Bouviers or Blacks as; "Rules of a corporation for THEIR OWN internal governance." Do you work and/or are employed by THE CORPORATION OF ESSEX?? You need to start REBUTTING these PRESUMPTIONS they are making under the FICTION and/or COLOR of Law they operate under.

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Derek Moran

Ask By-Law-buddy this simple question in a NOTICE FOR FULL-DISCLOSURE: What is the jurisdiction of LAW in Ontario? I'll give you a hint. Its discussed in section 80. of the Provincial Offences Act, AND, section 42.3 of The Police Services Act. In fact, it even says in that Police Officers Manual, that a police officer is usually not to interfere in Municipal By-Law matters.

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Kelleran Holman

no shit! well it would be cool to have a visit...I'm sure there is 60 amp serviced marinas...but really...I have zero boating knowledge...I can however find out

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Derek Moran

Kelleran- Derek Hill and Philip LaForet are from the Windsor-area there, too... if i had to do it all over again, i would've started asking for the By-Law-officer here in Toronto's Performance/Hazard/Surety Bond right up front: where is it, where can i go to see it, what does it say your duties and obligations are, where can i get a certified-copy of it, where is your Risk Management department

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Kelleran Holman

I probably know some of your relatives Derek, there are a few Morans' I know in the area....My objective is to keep it very simple, if the by-law/code they want me to "comply" with applies to me, hey no problem I am happy to remedy ...I just need to know HOW it applies ..."because I have a badge"...does not convey that info in my opinion...and Trespassing, and planning to remove ANYTHING other than something the dog may have left behind is theft as far as I can tell.

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Derek Moran

KELLERAN- this whole 10-minute audio-clip is classic, but, listen at 3:40 where the Judge/court is told that if he is going to give an ORDER, that under the Bills of Exchange Act, then he is LIABLE for a BILL, and how quickly that seems to end that... :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DX7ZI7S60w

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Derek Moran

My family there are either Evons, LeBlancs, Silivrias, or Boismiers. He THINKS he can get away with Trespassing on your property because you dont understand the difference between Common Law, and the ROMAN MUNICIPAL ADMIRALTY LAW he operates under. You have to REBUT-that-PRESUMPTION, and let him know you DO know the difference...

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Kelleran Holman

yes, that thought crossed my mind about "orders" here is a quote at the bottom of the "order" : "OFFENCE - A person is guilty of an offence if the person fails to comply with an order, direction or other requirement made under the BUILDING CODE ACT, 1992. A person who is convicted of an offence is liable to a fine of not more than $25,000 for a first offence and to a fine of not more than $50,000 for a subsequent offence. Subsection 36 (1) (b) and 36 (3)." ...my thoughts...how much should I charge to honour this order?? lol

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Derek Moran

"A person this...a person that..." and this is the BUILDING CODE ACT? Then here is the definition for PERSON they are relying on:

“person” includes a corporation;

http://www.e-laws.gov.on.ca/html/statutes/english/elaws_statutes_06l21_e.htm#BK104

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Kelleran Holman

lol, I hear ya Derek...I was on fire during that Phone call...he referred to his badge so often I thought i was going to explode and of course he has a badge and I have no clue...I was quite distraught that he had showed up when I wasn't home...

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Derek Moran

"TORT- a BY-LAW-OFFICER is guilty of a Tort if the By-Law-Officer violates my Anglo-Saxon-Jute Common Law and/or Natural Law Inherited rights. A By-Law-Officer who is CONSIDERED to be a Tortfeasor is liable to a fine of not more than $50,000 for the first Tortious act and to a fine of not more than $100,000 for a subsequent Tortious act. Subsection #Becauseifuckingsaidso!"

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Derek Moran

I know- i had a creative-surge there, might use it for myself too. Though i think Scott may take exception with my use of TORT, but it was just what happened to pop-into-my-head at the time as a substitute for OFFENCE...

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Derek Moran

I think i just got the thumbs-up that TORT was a good substitute for OFFENCE, i THINK. Two words, Kelleran: NEGLIGENT MISREPRESENTATION, which consists of; RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE and WILFULL BLINDNESS. This is what this by-law-officer will eventually COMMIT with you...

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Derek Moran

"Person" means any individual, association, partnership, company, corporation, firm, agent, trustee and the heirs, executors or other legal representatives of any of the foregoing.

http://www.townofessex.on.ca/pdf/planning/Zoning%20Bylaw%201037.pdf

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