If you like, you can convert to Scott Duncanism! If you pray to me, I promise that I will answer an equal or greater number of prayers than your current "god".
...or no money back ;)
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 351Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 351 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.