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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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May 21, 2013 9:04 AM

Beverly Berta Braakschmack

Ok FUN THREAD... HOW/WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I was driving my shitty work van in the winter-slothed evening hoping to get home from work in one piece, my ABS breaks were screwing up ie. pushing the brake petal back whilst braking, and came upon a red light. Proceeding to go through a red light instead of swerving the vehicle around on the ice, policy enforcement followed me and gave me a $285 ticket for running a red light. If it were only say $50 I likely would just pay, but found that increasing 'EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING' tends to cost too much, I needed to figure out WHY? This may sound trivial but really just WHY?

Lets keep this simple people. One paragraph resembling why you found your way here...

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Stuart Stone

Following a conversation with 2 tax accountants...they both had the same information & came up with 2 significantly different tax assessments, both believing theirs was correct...so I rang the tax office & when they couldn't provide a definitive answer, I started questioning the whole dog & pony show.

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Eamonn O Brien

My friend had his car clamped (£80 release fee) whilst parked outside my house when there was ample room for other cars to park meaning he wasn't causing anyone an inconvenience... I couldn't for the life of me understand where the company got their authority from...That was a yr ago. I soon after discovered a D.Clifford vid and here I am...

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Brenda Larson

I came across this site when I was looking for info on D. Clifford forum and someone on there made a reference to a thread on here. I had to investigate and the rest is history. I just wish that I understood more than I do, but it is slowly coming. (pun intended)

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Vicky Logozar

I lived in Mexico for a while...the Government there is not as well organized as here...(due to incompetence) you pretty much get left alone. Coming back to Canada I had to constantly explain (and train) my kids and Mexican husband on Canadian compliance...I could hear how ridiculous I sounded telling them that we couldn't park in an open spot (during certain hours), that you can't park too close or too far away from the curb, we couldn't just buy and install an above ground pool from Canadian Tire (without permission),...we can't just have glass of wine at the beach...or even on the front steps of our own house!...(don't get me started on the schools)

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Andrew D'Aragon

Well it all began on a cold and wet November day back before I began counting the days.

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Michael WebbWeLove JessicaDawn AndOthers

"HOW/WHY ARE YOU HERE?"

HOW:

:At some point during the late sixties my father dumped a load in my mothers vagina...

...other stuff happened during the passage of time...

...I clicked the JOIN GROUP link, an administrator accepted my request.

WHY:

:To breathe, eat, drink, fuck, sleep, rinse off...

...And repeat until I'm dead. :P

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David Johansen

so, you were driving. there is the proof that you did something wrong.

and you dont need ABS brakes, learn how to controll a machine. note, locking up the brakes and saying you had a lawfull excuse to do so (not getting a ticket for running the light would be a better option...

but officer I WAS being as safe as possible under the conditions presented, wasnt I?

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Beverly Berta Braakschmack

Actually the ABS was pushing back when I was braking, so it would "stop braking" when I was trying to stop. We pulled the fuse out and fixed that problem. But the cop can't even try to understand this?

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David Johansen

ABS relieves pressure so the wheel's dont lock up, the brake peddle should not be pushing back, you should feel it pulse BUT only if the wheel STOPS ROTATING signifying a lack of traction/grip. next time stomp the pedal HARDER. lock the wheels right up and let the guy behind you plow into you.

in my state, massachusetts, ALL rear end collisions are ALLWAYS automatically the other guys fault for following too close.

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Pete Daoust

Limited, abridged, reduced, or curtailed.

An estate in tail is a legally recognizable interest of inheritance that goes to the heirs of the donee's body instead of descending to the donee's heirs generally. The heirs of the donee's body are his or her lawful issue (children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and so on, in a direct line for as long as the descendants endure in a regular order and course of descent). Upon the death of the first owner to die without issue, the estate tail ends.

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