The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 14, 2013 4:21 AM

David Johansen

Notice to whom it may concern. [U]nless YOU wish to contract with ME AND/OR inforce one (1, I, IIIIVXXXLCCCCDM) pre existing contract, well, YOU are cordially invited to ..|., &tm; © (go fuck YOUrself) otherwise take a number and wait like the rest of them, OR begin handing me some of those (ooh shiny) Fifty $ .9999 Fine Gold coins for consideration (which means I will Think about it). AT witch point YOU are Still Invited, to ..|.,

ThankYou, Sincerely, with clean hands. [no shit, must be the king!]

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David Johansen

glad you liked it. amazing the things i can come up with after i smoked a fatty.

i got a fine tip marker, crossing out the word 'legal' & 'all' on all the notes passing through my hands. should probably write VOID over them in red...

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