If they ASK, the answer is ALWAYS, "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS" (or its many variants. "None of your fucking business", is a personal favourite!). As far as the LAW SOCIETY is concerned, IT CAME FROM YOU.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 569Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 1, page 569 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.