The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 14, 2013 2:36 AM

Pete Daoust

One of my FAVORITE moment of THE TENDER FOR LAW :D

"I do not understand the charges, your Honour" "Why don't you understand?" "I do not understand the nature and cause of these proceedings" "What don't you understand"? (This is where they expose themselves)

NOW you go for the throat...

"Who's the injured party"? (This one fucks them up) "Is this a commercial transaction"? (if yes, then say that you do not consent and waive the benefit... then THIS gem: "If the court was lead to believe that I was a surety in this matter, then that would be a MISTAKE. Please forgive me".)

It gets easier once you understand that THEY ARE ONLY SEEKING SURETY, and the rest is just "busy work".

:D

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