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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

May 13, 2013 8:28 AM

Scott Duncan

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY...

...from Jesus.

i.imgur.com

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Stuart Stone

I'm interested in reading the rationale for the rape baby argument...

My interpretation is that Jo was a gullible bloke who believed the story Mary told about a one night stand with a guy who has not been named & doesn't call...Jesus gets pissed off with his Mum (and his absent father), sees through Mary's lie about the one nighter & hates her for the lie, his old man for not showing up to take him to Disneyland & Jo for being such a gullible prick...

The Catholic church are absolutely wowed by Mary's ability to lie & keep a straight face, so they place her on a pedestal & Jo gets relegated to dragging the donkey around.

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Scott Duncan

You mean Mary WASN'T raped in her sleep by Yahweh?

Are you saying that I have to put up with Jesus Jockeys because Joseph was a gullible Jew?

So, just so I know what belief I'm supposed to "respect"; A gullible jew believes a slut's story about "rape by god", and now we have to "respect" that belief? REALLY?

If you think you have a "soul", are going to live after you die, and that there is an invisible sky daddy...

...you need to kill yourself. For the sake of the sane. Adults with imaginary friends deserve no respect.

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Stuart Stone

No, I contend that you have to put up with Jesus Jockeys because Joseph was the FIRST gullible jew...and there have been countless more since...after all, these people must be very gullible if they think this shit is ok:http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=488283647911219&set=a.440096002729984.103893.438021249604126&type=1&theater

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Pete Daoust

Because Natural selection is one of the basic mechanisms of evolution, along with mutation, migration, and genetic drift.

Darwin's grand idea of evolution by natural selection is relatively simple but often misunderstood

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Scott Duncan

I understand it quite well, actually. It should have removed you from the gene pool, but modern science seems to have prevented that from happening...

...modern science needs to be a bit mpore selective about who it benefits. Fuck the whole "benefit of humanity" crap. Time to thin the herd.

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Pete Daoust

Je suis le détenteur légitime de PIERRE DAOUST No. D'Inscription 119xxxxxx

Je suis le seul Bénéficiaire de PIERRE DAOUST

Je suis le seul a prendre TOUTES décisions commerciales pour PIERRE DAOUST

Et je reserve TOUTS DROITS

:P

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Pete Daoust

Hey guys, went in another group, and brought back some nuggets with me hehehe!!!...don't say anything about it though :/ Nunc pro tunc is a Latin expression in common legal use in the English language. It means now for then. In general, a court ruling "nunc pro tunc" applies retroactively to correct an earlier ruling.

I hope this is a nice contribution from my part, well, not really from my part but hey..!, you do what you can, you know ? :)

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Pete Daoust

As they say, you can get the guy out of the Bronx, but you can't get the Bronx out of the guy......something like that anyway :/

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