My Certificate of Live Birth only speaks type written letter-language; you will have to address him/her through certified mail and he/she will do the same. I've tried and tried to teach that fucking piece of paper proper English, but it's useless ;)
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 926Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 1, page 926 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.