The whole non-existence aspect of Hell, means that by its very nature, Hell lacks the necessary matter to create the heat needed to be hot. Pretend things are neither hot, nor cold.
Hell can't freeze over until it get's around to the whole "being real" state.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 826Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 1, page 826 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.