Jesus was a RAPE BABY who grew up to be a carpenter. He said, "Those who live by the sword, shall die by the sword", and because he was a carpenter, he drove the point home by getting himself nailed to two planks of wood.
Then he "Died for our sins"...but he didn't actually die. He was resurrected 3 days later...so he had a bad weekend for your sins... and he slept through most of it. Nobody can reach consensus on what "sin" is, but Jesus had a bad weekend for it.
FUN FACT:There are "christians" who think I should be killed for what I just wrote.
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