May 04, 2013 5:55 PM

Error: That is more than "A few words"

Fair enough, -Russ Rawlingson. Best you've got? :)

Nope :-) Error 2: No full stop after "A few words on language"

I am only teasing as I am dyslexic.

I also suffer with my fingers not keeping up with my brain and tobbacco under my keys.

I like to think of Error 2 as artistic license with a title. Does dyslexia mean that "Able was I ere I saw Elba" works for you?

No and I think I just misspelled "tobacco" but ithink was down to stupidity. I had in my mind the upcoming double C and that was while typing B and so something went wrong and i did BB,

No offence taken.

The comma at the end instead of a full stop was f4rom miss hitting they and immediatlt hitting return and the rogue 4 is just that too.

Is that called a palendrome? The Able/Elba line.

Use of proper grammar is a show of respect. Respect for yourself, respect for the idea being conveyed, respect for the reader, and, respect for language itself.

I do type to fast, have just noticed the t instead of y. And I never check before hitting return. I use two fingers on each hand in the main but fast as I been typing since my old Sinclair ZX81 so i guess i just got quicker and quicker whilst never training myself to touch type.

I get your point Lawful Man I really do however life is short and I can do it when I need to. I feel in the main I am understood. To grammer nazi folks in a social online platform is like telling someone off for swearing in a pub. It shouldn't be done.

Thanks Russ. QED.

Error 3. While we in Canada embrace multiculturalism : Should be : While we ARE in Canada..... :D

Seriously, my english writing is way better since I'm a FIDEL member of the Tender for Law. I know it's not near your's but I'll be very accurate in 8 or 9 years....TRUST me... :)

Joseph Pierre, 'Error 3' is not an error.

Seriously, my English writing skills have improved since I became a member of THE TENDER FOR LAW. While they currently don't equal yours, I'll be very accurate in eight or nine years...[The right to offer corrections is included in the disclaimer]

Might I inquire as to whether it is permissible that I share this wonderful and oh so lucid social commentary?

My words are free, do as you will.

You already know my position on this Andrew, but thanks for asking. With the exception of comments from 'Lawful Man' I was just pondering if this exchange would be funny if it weren't so sad.

Much appreciated!

Anyway...I do my best, and that I know, and I'm allright with it.

As this is posted in THE TENDER FOR LAW, Pierre, should I mention it is your choice to be a respondent?

Yes

LMFAO

Thanks for making me feel crap with the "sad" comment. Here's some words for you: "It's nice to be importent, But it's more importent to be nice". I won't be visiting again.

important

Have I missed something..??...AGAIN ????

It's interesting that you would take that comment personally as I was speaking for myself. Since you mention it though, it's spelled "important". Hope that helps.

Why do you feel crap Russ Rawlingson ??

There's a lot of fucked-up personnage in THE TENDER FOR LAW :/

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151496572050567&set=a.144795095566.230755.794285566&type=3&src=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash4%2F413854_10151496572050567_1135719053_o.jpg&smallsrc=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash3%2F579070_10151496572050567_1135719053_n.jpg&size=1275%2C1650

:D

Oh, and if you're not gone yet, perhaps you can quickly skip up to your comment regarding an interest in communicating well: "To grammer nazi folks in a social online platform is like telling someone off for swearing in a pub. It shouldn't be done."

I WISH this thread will go on and on and on, so I will skip the Soprano's tonight, I don't know why but I really enjoy seeing people get their feelings disturbed (is that normal ? :/ )

Hey Andrew Langevin, can you send me that form ??...I need it for a few of my customers, I will have LOTS of fun with this....please..??

It was not really my intention to hurt people's feelings - perhaps to make them think a little. I am now starting to second-guess my choice of equating people's communication skills to that of gerbils. I should have used a larger rodent, maybe even a farm animal or other quadruped. Damn the lure of those cute, furry animals!

You can't hurt people's feelings, they do it them self....

Well...maybe you can, but not mine anyway....

That's correct in my opinion Pierre. People cannot hurt your feelings, only you can. Are there any more takers on grammatical mistakes in the post? Anyone know who moved the cheese?

I'll be wandering off soon; however, the point of this exercise is that the language of law is English. What you say, and how you say it is important. Your choice (and juxtaposition) of words may mean the difference between freedom and incarceration. Choose your words carefully. Practice wherever and when ever you can. Thus endeth the lesson.

hallowed...why have you put an H there ????

In fact, why is it you English people put H's everywhere ?, and plus, we also have to pronounce these freaking H's....I don't like that, I look STUPID when I pronounce these stupid H's....

Why do I second-guess myself? It's gerbils all the way down.

what's a gerbils ???...reptile ???

1. Any of various small, mouselike rodents of the genus Gerbillus and related genera of arid regions of Africa and Asia Minor, having long hind legs and a long tail. 2. The Mongolian gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus), having large dark eyes and a long furry tail and often kept as a pet

Does not look like me :/

when you wrote segway did you mean segue ?

Noun 1. Segway - (trademark) a self-balancing personal transportation device with two wheels; can operate in any level pedestrian environment

or segue /?segw?/ Verb (in music and film) Move without interruption from one song, melody, or scene to another. Noun An uninterrupted transition from one piece of music or film scene to another.

You caught that too, Mike?

I totally get what Tara is trying to say and in a perfect world this wouldn't even be an issue. However we are a social forum and sometimes with limited time and limited understanding. I wouldn't hold people near as accountable here, especially for the most part when we all understand or have an understanding of what is meant. Where I do have a problem is when the Social Worker can't even spell my name right in her paper work, especially after I have been dealing wither for the last 18 months. I think that there are all sorts of reasons why there are spelling mistakes, it isn't that important here. And I think, that it is amazing that Joseph Pierre Gilles has a good command of the English language, I would hate to try and start to write anything in French.

Pierre had no choice to learn English, he figured out at 26 ( a bit late ) that he was suround by almost 400 millions freaking blokes. The first year I have started this journey, ho fuck do I was mad.. ? o_O

Surrounded...sorry

Maybe just one r ....whatever

Especialy when I had to call this supplier in Texas, this guy was talking with 3 dicks in his mouth....shit that was tuff....

Joseph Pierre Gilles, Tara, is having a crack at people that can't spell correctly. Gerbil is a rodent that POOFTERS stick up their asses because they have no nails on THEIR paws & they run rampantly through their bowels. Richard GERBIL (GERE)... HE LOVES THEM.... SICKO'S....SPEW...VOMIT...HEAVE...RETCH..... Poor gerbils.

Also Joseph Pierre Gilles, I am NOT ENGLISH..... I speak english unfortunately, but my language is a mix between IRISH & Australian BOGAN.....

Tara, "YOUR an idiot." Or, was that "Your" deliberate? I might have been caught in a trap here

"If you think the snotty bitch is ridiculing your typographical errors you may be thinking, "What makes her think she's better than me"?"

"You make me laugh when you ponder learning another language, when you demonstrably can't correctly use the one you have."

While I can't say those sentences are necessarily wrong they don't seem to "flow right", although maybe technically correct. I even checked with online grammar checkers but have no idea how good those things are and have never used them before. The checkers approved both sentences. Using "when" twice in the 2nd one seems little odd to me. For a legal document this may not matter.

Yes, Mike and Martin, "segue" is misspelled. More to the point, people assume because it looks and sounds familiar it is used correctly. It is not. In fact, for this purpose, it is exactly the wrong word. I regret there are only bonus points for this exercise; next time perhaps we should go for something more impressive like a Shrap sound system, or an Eyepod.

I think that we can all agree that language is important and if we can we should do our best to use it as correctly as possible. However sometimes we are rushed, or mistype and take a look at where we are FACEBOOK. I think that picking on people's spelling and grammatical use of words is nit picking. We all know why we are here, for a reason: to learn. Not all of us are endowed with the ability to make words flow or be spelled correctly or used correctly. Get over it and quite being so critical of people in that respect.

I think we can all agree that she's right and YOU'RE all a bunch of idiots that natural selection should have wiped out years ago.

Alas, science ( by people who can actually write... and think ) has saved you from that. It's good to know that if someone builds a house incorrectly, you'll accept the answer " You get the idea" , when it collapses on you or sewage spills into your living room. :D

:-D

Brenda, it's quit being, not quite being....and I love crictics...that's the only way I can learn

Actually, Adam Thomas, Tara is conducting a self-serving experiment on what motivates people to think critically, and to learn. We have encountered the expected insults and the use of the term, "Grammar Nazi". More interesting to me, though, is that even the negative comments are presented in correctly-punctuated, well-formed sentences. I am not disappointed with the results. Not to be condescending, this demonstration of thoughtful, intelligent discourse bodes well for the success of the forum.

Eyepods are cool: I have one that holds my glass eye aloft. Well, not exactly an Eyepod, it's a trEYEpod mini.

Some persons just doesn't get the idea that it is a headache trying to decipher(why isn't it decypher???) or maybe I should say decrypt, some of the things that people type up. You may think that you put in some effort in writing, but if people have to struggle to understand what you are writing, you are a failure as a writer. Isn't there a maxim: "Seek first to understand, then to be understood"? Pretty sure bad writing proves failure on both points. Nor is it respectful to the reader.

P.S. person(s) and people were not chosen arbitrarily.

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I know that Martin Sutton. It made me smile.

Sorry Marty, those hearts aren't for you mate. .... They're for a LADY. .... Sorry Scott D..... Don't hate me for being HONEST :-D

HA! Like you even stand a chance of holding her attention long enough to receive those! :D

Bwahahahaha *air* hahahahaha!

here's the thing Adam: I am notorious for being adept at the fine art of stealing a woman's heart. I mastered it decades ago ( I can't believe I can even say "decades" in that context!) through a complete understanding of women. I also know that their hearts are fleeting, so their focus CAN be swayed. You might have a chance distracting a woman who's heart I've stolen...

...but Tara Duncan gave hers willingly ;)

...and she's adopted some of my BEST character traits :D

I hate you Scott Duncan.... Haharrrrrrrgghhh.... What's the secret please Scott ? Just a mere scrap or morsel so I can wield that knowledge & slay them...oops. .I mean SERENADE them :-)

Her attention twas but fleeting too....flutter flutter... butterflies.... ????

Here's a tip Adam Thomas: WOMEN understand women, and they can't stand each other. See if you can guess why that is.

Adam, start by removing this stupid percings yoi have in your face... :-P

Jealousy Scott ? Competing against each other

They look for approval from their female counterparts.

No Adams, it's because they suck :-D

That's 1 thing they are good ar pierre. Some more so than others.

And they know that....they also know that we become really idiot by this...so they can hypnotize us and steal us from them....so they can't stand each other on that fact....(I tried very hard here to make my point)....

Got us by the BALLS Pierre.

I don't know, but they seems to act with each other like they PRESUME so....ask Scott Duncan... :-)

Sensei DUNCAN !!

Wummin, can't live with them & ye can't kill them...

I live with one of them for 21 years now...so far so good....and why in the world would you want to kill them ??? :/

And what's a Wummin ???

I don't want to kill anybody pierre.....except maybe...nuh wont go there. Wummin is a TROLL :-)

LOL, she said Gerbils speak broken english!

Trolling is a Art . Hahahaha...

First of all,let me say on behalf of all the knowledge seeking men and women that read your material or those that would give their consent to be in agreeance with the forth coming statement of truth that all of your honourable efforts,Tara Duncan and Scott Duncan are most appreciated and I thank you for what must be a at times a mind bending task at enlightening the masses or at least those of us massed here.

Some such as myself or I may be the only one left school in grade six and had a shattered education before that point,be patient do stop the rants as they make us appreciate the education more and drill home how respected and important it is.We are listening and learning,Thank you for what you do most honourable teachers.

That's so nice, Will ...and a little naive.

We don't do this for you. The majority of you are adults with imaginary friends who try to attach these things you learn to your delusions (God, Jesus, Spirits, etc) so doing it for you, the reader, is a futile task.

You miss all the BIG things and focus on "clubhouse rules" (even though you aren't in the club) and miss the MOST important lesson because you love bullshit...a LOT.

MOST IMPORTANT LESSON: ALL BELIEF IS EVIL. ALL OF IT. The very act of BELIEVING is evil. Once you ditch THAT bullshit, THEN you'll be ready to actually LEARN something.

Why do you do it then? makes not much difference I guess thanks

sometimes scott I think you just need a big hug lol

Why do you think that? Where I to "need a hug" there are several women who do that regularly, so your diagnosis is incorrect. Did Jesus tell you this?

I dont talk to imaginary people made up by defacto regimes of history scott tsk tsk

Broken English will ; FUCK BELIEF.!! DELETE OLD PROGRAMMING INSTALL TRUTH !!

Forgive me. I simply based it off the norm. Good that you see it for what it really is.

...I especially like how they (Christians) all believe Jesus was a white guy. :D

Jesus is from Venezuela, he is not white I know that and here's proof :/ http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.135938.1313981325!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/alg-jesus-montero-jpg.jpg

you mean the fairy tale was not white? niether was horous ;)

Not only was he white all his friends had western names which made brainwashing the west that bit more palatable for some.

or any of the other dieities previous

Horous is not a Human...I have proof.. :) http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p9885DwRSVk/UM6efquAXnI/AAAAAAAA4Tw/5XizyPSFnV0/s1600/KillerMoogle.Horus.png

FUN FACTS ABOUT JESUS:

Jesus was a RAPE BABY who grew up to be a carpenter. He said, "Those who live by the sword, shall die by the sword", and because he was a carpenter, he drove the point home by getting himself nailed to two planks of wood.

Then he "Died for our sins"...but he didn't actually die. He was resurrected 3 days later...so he had a bad weekend for your sins... and he slept through most of it. Nobody can reach consensus on what "sin" is, but Jesus had a bad weekend for it.

FUN FACT:There are "christians" who think I should be killed for what I just wrote.

Jesus works at hungry jacks. He's olive skinned. White !! WTF?? He also hocks his ass for smack.

http://youtu.be/_SFdUJLebzU

mmhh... I don't agree with you Scott Duncan, Jesus is a baseball player and he is alive as we speak....I have PROOF !!!!

I think ye should be awarded a medal Scott. Q; When do WE start on ALLAH ??

Everybody knows he's a Mexican gardener ;)

That would be for the group "Tender for ALLAW" Adam Thomas. LOL

Whats laughable about most of these "christians" is most of them haven't even read the bible but doesn't stop them from pushing it :D

Hahahahahaha....farkn pissa Andy :-D

That's not so funny Carl Dunne when you think about it :(

Jesus isn't a Mexican gardener. ...

Very true Joseph Pierre Gilles hence why i said laughable ;)

These idiots are very scary when you think about it, by PUSHING these beliefs, especially on young kids, to me, this is scary shit....

Jesus is a fukin baseball player, end of story...

Hmmm....I wish they'd bring back the good old days when we could feed them to the lions & have beer & larf with your mates

this is another story Adam Thomas....do you believe it ????

I never understood why it was a mandatory subject in schools here until i saw the big picture Religion= the blueprint for you're own enslavement.

Which story is that pierre??

This is EXACTLY what this group is about....STAYING in reality....STAYING in reality....no fuking bullshit, this is WHY Scott is doing it, he wants to teach us REALITY.....the real stuff....

I've always wanted to see that BIG PICTURE. .. You're a lucky kunt carl... What's it look like ??

I'l let you know when i see the rest of it lol

This topic is actually about GRAMMAR Pierre. FUKIN PIERRE !! ITS FUcKiNg

CK Pierre. Not "K" without "C"

oh...sorry, I tought this topic was about Gerbils... :/

Hahahahahaha

FUCKED is past tense isn't it ??

Fuck & Fucking = present

Fucked vould also be future tense...... say like " You're FUCKED Pierre"

Nuh... maybe all 3 for fucked. Past, present & future.

Say, Fuck, that fucking thing is fucking fucked.....I love the word " FUCK" Fornicate Under Carnal Knowledge

OK...I get it Adam Thomas, but if you OBSERVE carefully, you will find that EVERY time I jump in a thread, Scott disapear.....in fact, as soon as I jump in, Scott knows you guys are in good hands....in other words, I'm the one you need to listen to ... :) GET IT ????... :D

Hahahaha... don't tell me you're steering this ship now pierre ?? WE are Fucked....hahahaha I think you're a Dopelenganger pierre. Scotts other shape shifting double.

So first thing you need to do Adam is TAKE OFF this stupid nostril piercing. You look like an idiot with it :D

Are ye Administrator now pierre ?

Chicks fig piervings pierre. Especially when theyre MY PIERCINGS.

Fuck.... DIG PIERCINGS

Cant read. Nighty night ya'll. Carry on in morn. Fart times.

That's why you will end up with stupid evil chicks all the time....like the last one you've caught......IDIOT :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eISPP6zuNE&list=PL9832C005E7F684C0

Negative pierre. I'm a lone wolf & am on the hunt for a LADY. NO MORE KUNTS.

I'm way too fussy nowadays pierre. FUSSY FUCKERS DON'T GET FUCKS...

You don't HUNT for a lady, you EARN a lady.....or you just end up again with a EVIL CHICK...

Fussy Fuckers get the finest... good for the long haul Pussy... attatched to a Magnaficant Woman....

Joseph.... I could fall in love with you..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ66UO-iKpc&list=PL9832C005E7F684C0

The MAJOR problem with us, idiot humans, is we doing the same stupid shit again and again, and we BELIEVE we will get better results.....Scott is right, we are a bunch of assorted clueless morons :-D

Yes.

No Baby!!! I always work with something new... a new agle... a new law... a new persecive...

This is madness. The gerbils have become so upset they're running around screaming and peeing randomly on the furniture.

I Love You Bubbles.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6omsHp9NcE&list=PL9832C005E7F684C0&index=7

This topic was doing so well. And then the stupid hearts came out.

When I watch your honey drip.... I can't keep away... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmd6fg0r4Ic&list=PL9832C005E7F684C0

The benefits of posting to this thread passed a long while ago.

Yes, some of the crowd from alt.dump.jpg or alt.arresteddevelopment seems to have leaked into THE TENDER FOR LAW. One of the gerbils is dead. I blame you.

Sorry if I fucked everything up :/ , but I trust myself on what I write :) , and what I write is true, unless you can proof the contrary

*Looks at the other guy* She's blaming you.

I think you have just "proofed to the contrary."

I was going to let it slide Tara, he's still learning. Pierre: "unless you can prove the contrary" <-- even that is awkward.

"proofed to the contrary"! Har! :D

Better than poofed I guess.

shit... :(

I try very hard, you have no idea...

I think that was on the table earlier ;)

...not that there's anything wrong with that!

We know Pierre. We know.

who are "WE" Martin ?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ66UO-iKpc&list=PL9832C005E7F684C0

Take your pick Pierre.

Little Fagot Weenie Boys... SPEAK UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Audrey FernCastle: Why is Tara's thread being polluted by your poor taste in music?

Audrey FernCastle seems to be drunk and on drug again, so not her for sure, Adam Thomas must be busy jerking somewhere again, so not him, Derek Moran is surely doing a mamwich with mummy and poppy....so ????

Speak up....

...??? Little Fagot Weenie Boys? I guess the irony of spelling and grammar is lost on you.

Hmmm.... Please stand by: You will feel a short tingling sensation, followed by...

BANNED!

I hope you are not saying this to me Martin :/

LOL....why it took you so long ????

LOL....hahahaha....There goes Audreeeeeeyyyyyyyy!

Next contestant please!

You seems busy these days Scott Duncan, you should GRANT me the AUTHORITY on this banned thing :D :D

I would like to point I used the word GRANT in my last sentence, without even looking this FUCKING dictionary

I'm with Scott right now Pierre, I must say I want him to decline your offer.

WHY ????...“you know me, I'm a EXTREMLY nice guy :D

Declined ...followed by a short tingling sensation...

And it would be:

I would like to point out that I used the word GRANT in my last sentence, without even looking this FUCKING dictionary.

Laughing and Smoking = BAD TIME!

You don't want that responsibility Pierre.

At this particular moment Pierre, I wouldn't grant you the authority to cut my lawn.

I don't see it as a RESPONSABILITY....I have met RESPONSABILITY....I KNOW what it is....

Still much to learn Pierre. Too much to learn. But you are more ernest than most,

You catch things very fast Tara Duncan,

And so Audrey Ferncastle left to pursue other opportunities. Pierre alone stayed to battle the Mongul hordes.

I bet you you would give me the authority to save your life ANY time tough.....but for cutting grass...???...I have no INTENTION on having authority over that shit....I'm not a goat :D

That's because she's at least 3 times your intellect, Pierre. :P

So she is dumb ??? :/

Don't say that PIerre, unless you claim to be an idiot savant.

She isn't mute either.

you are right...

So you guys must/shall/may know how VALUABLE this group can be to a French dumb ass smart dude like me ??

I'm gonna guess... No.

drop the "shall"

And like I said earlier, this is far from the intended commentary of this thread

oouuuffff...it's getting to intellectual for me now....I'm out for a cigarette...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjBPa9wiaO8&feature=youtu.be&t=1m09s

You see Scott, two months ago, I would have not getting it :D

and I would have wrote 2 instead of two

Pierre, you're a FUCKING PISSER.........RESPONSaBILITY.....HAHAHAHARRRR......

PISSER ????

piss—er (psr) n. Vulgar Slang 1. One that is extremely disagreeable. 2. One that is extraordinary or remarkable

Aussie SLANG FOR " I PISSED MYSELF LAUGHING"

which one is it :/

I've been having lots of LAUGHS because of this thread...... Joseph Pierre Gilles, YOU ARE KING !!

You do that in Australia ??? pissing youself laughing !!! :/, no wonder why you have a fishing troll on your face :D

First name :WAN Last name : KING

:-D

While I'm pro entertainment, and like to think I have a good sense of humour...I'm at a loss here. What value do the two of you think you're adding to a discussion regarding the importance of good communication skills? It's clear I have nothing to offer either of you. Enjoy yourselves in your in-depth examination of bad grammer.

Or KER....WAN..... :-)

This is the CONTROL group, you haven't seen the REAL idiots... OK, Audrey, but nobody else!

I do have very good communication skills, as far as grammer, I admit I'm poor, I'm better in French tough....

I'm having an absolute BALL Tara. This thread is highly entertaining for me & to me. Pierre, is having a good time too I think. The diffences between our LANGUAGES is massive & I'd love to meet pierre, in the flesh & have a conversation about nothing in particular & I'm sure I would still PISS MYSELF LAUGHING except even harder.

what kind of conversation could we have other than nothing in particular :/

Pierre, nous prendrons votre mot pour cela ?

I can't stop giggling. ....

you bet Tara Duncan :D

Nous vous prendrons a votre parol Pierre.

Hmmmm.....FRENCH. I hated french at school.

Andrew, it is worst than Tara Duncan....:D

Nous vous prendrons au mot

Ok, now you're all taking the piss out of me now.....

Ca c'est vrai. Je pense.

If only there were a way to lock down this thread

Très bon. Nous continuerons en anglais.

M I D D L E F I N G E R !! NNNOOOOOOOOOOO......

Très bien. Nous poursuivrons en anglais.

No continue in english ??

my quebecois joual might be out of date as far as proper grammar is concerned, however I do feel it is proper for Paris.

Tara Duncan, je suis profondément convaincu que tu peux très bien te débrouiller en francais, mais tu devras accepter le fait que tu auras autant de difficultés que moi lorsque je m'exprime en anglais, sinon plus.....bonne chance !!!!!

I cant read frog that good. Just a few words here & there. Oh well looks like I'm done here as all the Frogs have taken over. What happened to the gerbils??

One thing is for sure Tara Duncan, I'll rather be a french who learn english than the opposite

I agree pierre.

About what..??? percing ????

Alright either Tara or I will have to throw in the towel. Sorry Tara.

:D

throw in the towel : WHERE ????

I like my piercings pierre. So do the Ladies. I like to SURPRISE them when they find the others....

THEY LOVE THEM.

Bitches be crazy I know.

ladies careless about your percing, only evil stupid chicks like your percing

He's right. Women love men with facial piercing - it's so easy to clip on a leash.

Yes, Pierre. It's slow-going for me in French. Thanks for the encouragement though.

My pleasure dear Madame....

You can hang shower curtains off them too!

Oh yes...that's hot. And so useful. Who says men can't be useful.

I'm not sure here Adam, because WE, man, can never be too sure of what Woman are REALLY saying, especially English Woman (for me anyway), but I think YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WITH YOUR PERCING.. :D hahahahaha!!!!

I like better the clip leash thing Scott, more visual for me :D

Why a Man would weir a percing ???...seriously :/

What cross your brain when installing on you one of those percing....I'm really curious on this one....seriously, ???

I see lots of Man here in Quebec weiring these devices....is it a sign of HOPE ???....or not a sign of no hope.. ???

HA !!!!!....I just found my bonus point :D . It should be: While we, in Canada, embrace multiculturalism and find people with bad communication skills charming, or deserving of our pity, the misuse of words in other languages, in other parts of the world, could actually get you killed.

I knew something was not right there :D

Of course there is no obligations of using those two comma, but I like it better that way.....it's giving me a chance to breathe while saying it.....could be very useful these comma for ...let say...a guy that talks with a dick in his mouth, or a guy with one pound of metal planted on his tongue, or any other assorted clueless morons...

my take on it anyway

It's 11:00h here, and this is the time of the day where I get VERY deep with my thinking.... I may pound something very INTELLIGENT any second now.....stay tuned....

no luck.....the time is passed....maybe tomorrow.. :(

Too true pierre. You're a smart man. Now back to my piercings. My father died near on 17 years ago. It ripped me apart. Still does effect me. I wanted to experience a different pain & I'd much prefer a piercing over HEART PAIN &/OR BROKEN HEART PAIN. The lafies flocked to me & I had a harem going for some time until I fell in love with a MUTT..... WE had a child together & I WILL ALWAYS LOVE THAT MUTT FOR BRINGING OUR LIBERTY INTO OUR WORLD & LIVES. AS MY NEW TATTOOS SAY PIERRE. L I B E R T Y OR D E A T H

?????? L I B E R T Y ????????????

In reality pierre, I should actually be DEAD !!

How more fucked-up can you be ????... :( ....no hope :( You are lucky I don't have access to this banned button :D

Thank fuck for that... :-9

Yes Tara, there will be a leash attached 1 day....maybe.... How's Scotts leash ??

:-)

I feel like ripping on Audrey.

Bring back Audrey. Please..

Watch out Adam Thomas, they might bring her back, but not the way you would be led to think :D

Audrey had to go. She was a bad girl. And not in the way you men like to think of such things.

Yes, bad in a BAD way, not "naughty schoolgirl who wants me to spank her", "bad".

fuck....look at this :/ bad (Inferior), adjective adultered, base, decaying, degenerative, degraded, deleterious, deplorable, detrimental, dreadful, faulty, foul, fulsome, impure, injurious, malignant, malus, noxious, objectionable, ruined, undesirable, unfit, unsound, unsuitable Associated concepts: bad bargain, bad check, bad title -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- bad (Offensive), adjective abhorrent, abominable, amoral, arrant, atrocious, baleful, baneful, base, corrupt, cruel, debauched, degenerate, degraded, demoralized, deplorable, depraved, derogatory, despicable, destructive, detrimental, diabolic, dire, disastrous, disgraced, disgusting, dishonorable, disreputable, evil, execrable, flagrant, fulsome, heinous, ignoble, immoral, improbus, improper, indecent, infamous, iniquitous, injurious, insidious, loathsome, maleficent, malevolent, malific, malus, miscreant, monstrous, nasty, nefarious, nequam, nocuous, objectionable, obnoxious, odious, offensive, onerous, oppressive, peccant, perfidious, pernicious, reprehensible, repugnant, repulsive, retrogressive, revolting, ruined, ruinous, scandalous, sinful, sinister, treacherous, troublous, turpitudinous, undesirable, unfit, unsuitable, unvirtuous, venal, vicious, vile, villainous, virtueless, wicked Associated concepts: bad behavior, bad character, bad faith, bad influence, bad motive, bad reputation, bad repute Foreign phrases: In facto quod se habet ad bonum et malum, magis de bono quam de malo lex intendit.In an act or deed which may be considered as both good and bad, the law directs its attention more to the good than the bad. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- See also: culpable, deleterious, delinquent, deplorable, depraved, detrimental, disastrous, disreputable, harmful, heinous, immoral, imperfect, iniquitous, nefarious, noxious, peccable, peccant, perverse, poor, profane, reprehensible, reprobate, wrongful

unfit ????

Audrey, is a MUTT. She was prepared to split a happy family up because she desired pierre. (Vomit, spew)... She also had a head like a busted arse.

NO WEMAN will split my family Adam Thomas, except my Wife

How about that. All of those words describe my......a person I used to know.

Good for you pierre. :-)

Good for her you mean

I'm happy for you & your family pierre. Keep on keeping on mate. 2 THUMBS UP !!

Why ??? :/

Audrey also was trolling. She called us MEN faggots !! She's a MUTT...

F A M I L Y Pierre.

who cares....she's gone

I'm kicking myself I missed her earlier acid/coke/speed/smack off her tits rants....oh well life goes....

Everytime you like one of my post Adam my computer do beep beep, please stop doing this, I don't LIKE it.... :)

fuck....please

Hahahahahahaha.... I "LIKE" IT PIERRE.

Turn volume down mate.

That was a test Adam Thomas, you can continu, I'm compiling your behaviours data's in a extreme sophisticated software that will tell me on which side of the Bell-Curve you are...so I can proceed with my task :D

My task is: I need to organize a HUGE meeting with EVERYONE on my left side of this Bell-Curve thing, so we can prduce some smoked meat :/

I'm off the charts pierre mate. The ladies know this too bit DILLIGAF !!

My eyes are shitting me. Ever since I brought this new fablet samsung galaxy note 2 my eyes have been deteriorating.

This thread has been priceless for many reasons for me...

The lady Scott Duncan likes to refer to as my 'arm candy' was born in Russia, but lived in Italy for 10 years. She is fluent in Russian and Italian & for every day purposes, in English as well. Her stepfather is Italian, a very serious 'believer', with no interest in speaking English or Russian.

My Russian is basic at best & my spoken Italian is passable...so when you add the cultural mix in with the obvious language differences, any 'discussion' about religion very quickly turns into an 'argument'...or if you take the literal translations of the words from English to Italian, an argument in Italian is a discussion & a discussion an argument.

Add the cultural differences of an Australian raised to challenge opinions, mix it with a Russian who respects everyones' right to their opinion & an Italian who refuses to acknowledge that anyone else is entitled to an opinion & any tough love encountered here is light relief :-)

When it comes to dealing with various bureaucrats, who can not or will not provide a straight or honest answer to a simple question, the need to make myself understood with very specific language becomes all the more important.

Otherwise we continue to underline the point that we really are stupid irresponsible children ill equipped and unable to manage our affairs...so thanks for the wakeup call Tara Duncan

This is EXACTLY what was on my mind Stuart Stone, but could not figure out how to bring it to my keyboard, thank you very much for your appearance to clarify my mind :) , I think it's time for a good defragmentation up there :D

Always glad to be of service Joseph Pierre Gilles ;-)

The Bastardization of the ENGLISH language has been happening for some time, maybe more so in the last "100" years. Children in developed nations like Australia, are still illiterate & its getting much worse. Abbreviated words are overtaking correct punctuation like for example ; LMFAO, LOL, DILLIGAF,WTF, NWO, WMD, CIA & FFS ETC, ETC.

ETCETRA PIERRE....

Does It Look Like I Give A FUCK Joseph Pierre Gilles ?? :-)

Thank you very much, Stuart Stone. I have to admit some of the comments were starting to depress me, and your interesting and thoughtful commentary was truly uplifting.

Oh yeah...I the sheepy 1 agrees with everything that Stuart Stone, has written. Very well pointed out. :-) The ENGLISH language is a LAWYERS WHORE.

D I A L E C T !!

arn't those the little Dr. Who robot men?

EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE ...you are an enemy of the "D A L E K"

I really find it frustrating trying to COMMUNICATE to Joseph Pierre Gilles because I'm so accustomed to thinking pierre, knows bastardized aussie/slang, Lingo, but he doesn't. I suppose I've become comfortable &/or lazy &/or both.

I love the EXCHANGES between Joseph Pierre Gilles & MOI. You're good value & I give ye value pierre. ..... Always appreciated mate. Anytime champ You're welcome.

:-)

You're both painful to read, and will be the first against the wall, if I ever form a Global Dictatorship. Just sayin...

Yeh I know. Im such a threat to the English language hahahaha

It's a little like "Crocodile Dundee" meets "Hard Target", which by the way, is a movie that should never be produced.

Fag & Furious 6 is being produced, so why not that?

http://youtu.be/iIY5b1JMvGs

Not only is Fast and Furious 6 being produced, it is being released for another fabulously successful run. We do not fuck with Vin Diesel F&F movies! What are you thinking?

Don't make me dredge up that retarded Cows in Boots thing you love.

TOP SECRET is what made me take Val Kilmer seriously as an actor! Do not blaspheme the Prop Room! Think of poor Latrine!

...and the BEACH BOYS CLASSIC! http://youtu.be/MaXOHCNgYrc

http://youtu.be/5cFSWxzXXOo

http://youtu.be/yj9OYFkB2y8

LANGUAGE AND DICTIONARIES

"How's the dictionary getting on?" Winston asked his comrade Syme, who worked with him in the Research Department.

"We're getting the language into its final shape," Syme answered. "By the year 2050 at the very latest not a single human being will be alive who could understand the conversation we are having now." 1984, George Orwell.

In America we speak three languages: Slang, Formal English, and Legal English, Though simular, if one tries to communicate using one language while the listener is listening using another language, there is great opportunity for miscommunication. This article is written in Legal English.

Slang

It's the language of the street. It is a dynamic, loosely defined language, and it can vary considerably from one geographical area to the next. It abounds with special and paradoxical interpretations. Once must "grow up" with the language to fully appreciate its peculiarities.

Foreigners always have great difficulty dealing with the various idioms. For example, if you think something is genuinely wonderful, you could say either, "That's really cool!" or "That's really hot!" Another way to express great approval is to exclaim, "That's B-A-D!" or "That's G-O-O-D!"

Formal English

Precise communications require a more formal structure. Formal English is taught in the schools, and it is the language of choice when strangers meet to execute common transactions. It is a stable language that typically requires multi-decades or centuries to evolve its meanings.

Unless otherwise specified, English dictionaries cast all words in Formal English, with the more common usage placed at the beginning of the definition. Dictionaries often will show slang or legal meanings as well. They are placed after the more popular usages.

This author favors Webster's 1828 Dictionary (which is also online [but as of this writing, temporarily offline]) because it is useful in understanding words used in the U.S. Constitution. G. & C. Merriam Webster's unabridged dictionary published in 1953 and earlier is great for modern meanings.

Legal English

When you want accuracy in communication, Legal English is the preferred language. Also known as King's English, or the Language of the Court Room, Legal English is extremely stable, requiring thousands of years for changes in meaning.

Because accuracy is required for good legal communication, legal definitions tend to be rather verbose. The extended explanations are necessary to achieve that accuracy. Legal dictionaries are not all called dictionaries. The more thorough dictionaries are entitled "Corpus Juris" and "Words and Phrases." A given word could require fifty or more pages to arrive at its exact meaning. Other dictionaries (in descending order of this author's preference) include Bouvier's Law Dictionary (1872 Edition), Ballentine's Law Dictionary, and Black's Law Dictionary (4th edition or earlier).

Later editions of Bouvier's Law Dictionary are more like legal encyclopedias

Black's Law Dictionary, 5th through 7th Editions are not as accurate because references to common law are progressively removed, and Roman Civil Law concepts are augmented in order to conform to the law enforcement needs of political power centers such as the Federal Government and the United Nations.

The rule of thumb is that older dictionaries are useful for understanding natural rights, common law, personal sovereignty, and the people's point of view. Newer dictionaries are useful for understanding civil rights, Roman civil law, centralized authority, and the government's point of view. All attorneys are trained in the latter. Judges may go to special seminars to learn the former.

For an excellent research paper on the use of dictionaries in the Supreme Court of the United States, see Kevin Werbach's LOOKING IT UP: The Supreme Court's Use of Dictionaries in Statutory and Constitutional Interpretation (1994).

Do you folks realize that THIS is the closest Tara and I come to a "Domestic Dispute"? :D

...seriously. Every time Fag & Furious comes up, we risk coming to blows!

...true story! :D

That's metaphorical "blows" buddy. I don't want to have a nasty rumour circulating that I would employ physical violence because you have no ability to appreciate a cinematic work-of-art.

lol

I just beat her when she criticizes my movies. It's faster, and I feel more "manly". :D

*sigh* Nowhere to go but up with a movie choice that idolizes "Chocolate Mousse".

*sigh*

You do know I sleep beside you, right?

I know...and will you still be the man of my dreams if I wake up screaming?

You suffer from Rotten Broad Syndrome, so I know it's not your fault...

You will find TRUE Matrimonial Bliss in the HUSBANDLY RIGHTS AND WIFELY DUTIES ACT OF 1997

AS YET UNPUBLISHED! I propose we continue our comprehensive ban on any mention of F&F and Cows in Boots. It's for the best really!

I'm the world's foremost leading expert on the HUSBANDLY RIGHTS AND WIFELY DUTIES ACT!

RESPECT MAH ATHORITAH!

(...i like to use Christian Debate methods, sometimes)

question what do you think about spirituality?

Question; what the fuck are you doing awake at that time of the day.....which time zone are you in ?

Your question is nonsensical - ambiguously worded and badly punctuated. Do you even know what "spirituality" means? If people who spend lifetimes studying this bullshit can't even agree, why would you ask such a thing without even an attempt at qualification? Here of all places.

I'll answer your retarded question if you can point me to one place in this forum where it instructs you to disengage your brain.

ouufff...you scared me for 3 seconds :/

No, no, Joseph Pierre Gilles. Your question made infinitely more sense.

Disengage your brain :D that one is funny, I'll remember it :D

I will even translate it in French: désengager ton cerveau HAHAAHAHAAHA!!!!

That phrase is stolen from Scott (of course). I like to consider it poetic license.

Well, I will use it on the FIRST customer that will call me tomorrow :D

What must hurt?

"Sticks and stones...", Pierre. I'm sure the question was intended for Scott Duncan; however you don't take your "A" players to combat the last-place team. I think Scott should get a pass from answering such things.

OH...I completly get it, thanks for speaking my language :D (appreciate)

Here we go....pass right on the tape...

Sorry. There were all these "Spirits", and I have been blasting them with a "spirituality obliteration cannon".

I'm back now :D

This shit ? :/ http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/9/8909/ParticleBOOM.PNG

I was thinking more like this ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRt0SG-hepU

YAH! HARD-CORE SPIRITUALITY! :D

My Son's said mine was more effective.....he says your's is fifi stuff :/

Fuck I have these two nerds on my back now, they want me to tell you stuff, on HOW to destroy these things :/

WOW!!!!...I know now why there is no spirits flying around in my house... :D We are very well equiped here for these things ....Lots of knowledge :D

I'm glad to see your son is reading this page Pierre, awesome stuff! :-)

He is NOT reading this page, unless we are talking about some weird weapons of some types....

I just said outloud: "spirituality obliteration cannon". And he showed up his eyes huge as a bowling ball :/

Notice of Mistake = Bureaucrat Obliteration Canon :-)

And he began, as usual, with a strong WHAT THE FUCK ?

I asked the question because I am questioning all my past programming. I want to wake up and I don't think I can do that with any old way or viewing things or how I am programmed. I must un-learn and de-programe myself.

:D ....ok, I will shut up :D

when scott asked me "why are there two fences around a prison" I then used that thinking to question other things to see if they are a second fence or third. just different ways the system uses too trap and enslave our minds.

scoot. too funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hIX7l06VhIg

Oh fook....you want to fuck around with scoot questions, and your mind ?.....both at the same time ? You may end up in a psychiatric hospital for the next 15 years :-D

John Frisbey: Here's a thought shortcut. It will give you the right answer EVERY TIME. Ready?

1: The majority is always wrong. 2: Everything is measurable, quantifiable, and can be tested by third parties, with the same results. 3: Everyone has the same mental powers.

If you have an idea that does NOT comply with ALL of these things, you are dwelling in a sea of bullshit, put there by someone else.

Take "spirituality" for example. Dies right out of the gate. Dismiss it.

When you look around Pierre, don't you get the feeling you are already in an insane asylum?

Isn't it ironic how 'Scoot' and all the other typos are showing up in the 'A few words on language' thread...or is that the entire point?

Yes Cara Small Atherton, and it's MY fault :D

yes joseph It is also my fault

oh and stuart please feel free to correct my spelling and grammar errors.

Well it sure the hell isn't MINE!

cara I know you did not seal them but who was the one that bought into them?

the reason I say it is my fault is because I had the chose to not believe the bullshit

Please clarify "steal them". Who is "you"? Please clarify "bought into them"

I see. Well it is simple. Stop believing and start thinking.

And voila. No one to blame.

John, it's all tongue in cheek ;-)

I dont think I am ready to do that yet. because I first must remove all the bullshit. and also I think I will need to kill my old self so the bullshit wont infect my new self

No No No....me I only say it's my fault because Daniel J Wentz, said it....tha's all, Daniel said that my PURPOSE here is to drive people INSANE, and I think he is right, and I KNOW that I drove a few insane outside.....That is the ONLY reason why I say that.......no fancy expainations on my side :D

You obviously ARE doing that, John.

Fuck you are fucked-up John Frisbey....do you do this on purpuse or are you really that fucked-up ?

Pierre. You KNOW Scott will give him a hard enough time. So play nice.

Ive come to find I have no correct purpose. but I am try too get one

I don't care about what Scott will give him.....he is fucking up himself alone and he is playing the fucking victim....

You could be right but I have been a "poor me" once too.

ok....after a 15 years in cage, you come to find that you have no correct purpose ? :/

I am a victim of my own self

Ok. More than once.

no I just found this out joseph

Good. Then you only need to free yourself.

Well I HATE these poor me cocksuckers.....I can't stand these idiots.....at least, when it's a WOMAN, you can have some advantages over it, but these male victims.....yyyuuurrrrkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of "advantages" might that be?

sexual.....only sexual

Please, give me more details. I do not follow.

I've met some poor me ladies in the past, and I've played their victim games, oh fuck, :/ , they were wild after that in bed :/

Are you sure that was an advantage?

For you?

Oh yes I am :D

Of course for me....are you there ?

looks too me that he was sucked into her trap

Maybe I was.

It lasted for mabe 3 hours all togheter....the victim story part, the sex, a few cigarettes and I was gone....

Well, from a tantric point of view, men lose some of their life force when they ejaculate. Women only do when they ovulate. So, I am wondering what kind of a sexual advantage that could be for you if she was just sucking the life force out of you besides the part of it being fun for you.

You had to listen to her "story" too. You would be better off purchasing sex, I would think.

at least that would have been a more honest contract

I had to pretend to listen, and I never paid for sex

Oh you paid.

fuck the tantric shit Cara Small Atherton,

Cara Small Atherton, you try to defend something....fuck that shit, I'm just saying as it is....don't complicate this stupid shit, or talk with john in private :D

I mean just by "having to pretend". One could leave the tantric part out and still.......you paid.

I see you like to point out others wrong view but when those same other point out your you become defensive

Pierre is great at setting his boundaries. I love him for that.

What ?....you have no idea on everything I went through in this group these past 5 months....

:D

Maybe he was speaking to me.

those same boundaries is his prison

*are* not *is*. I don't think you understand what "his boundaries" mean then.

You are a fucking real idiot John Frisbey, you are a fucking faggot, and I'm pretty sure you've had to get fucked in the ass numerous time to become a fucking victimized half of a dog, half of a bobsleigh like this.....

And I will go outside smoke a cigarette now because I want to make sure I stay civil in here...that's one of the fucking rules (I hate rules)

PIERRE!

What :/

That's what.

Did I slipped a little bit outside my boundaries Cara Atherton ? :-D

joseph you're a bigot. You keep referring to my past. and judging me on it.why? do you think you can take advantage of the people or myself with that

YOU'RE!

I judge by what I see here at this second idiot, I don't have solar panels replacing my eyes

WAKE THE FUCK UP, and leave woman bullshit to weman...crisse de soucoupe d'ostie de cave....

I thought you agreed to leave that in the past why do you bring it back up. ?

Here a gold tip John Frisbey the slack ass, you WAKE UP, you figure out right now that you have done EVERYTHING you wanted to do since you are 15 years of age, the buck stops here, and you unload all the bullshit in the bullshit can, you shake yourself like dogs do, and you go .....

I am.

will you joseph?

S I E G F A I L !!

did you ever consider some of those people in prison are people that where trying to wake up ?

Does every thread here have to turn into Pierre doing a pretty bad impersonation of Scott ?

I would not even try to compare them two. in the same sentence

Pierre doing a bad impression of Scott, HOW IN THE WORLD COULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ?

OK simili guys, I quit, I leave you with your bullshit, I will watch a movie instead. Whish you the best of luck. Bye !

Lawless, featuring Harold....you should watch it too simili guys :-D

Your all a bunch of crackheads. It's embarrassing their even has to be a post like this. learn some fucking gramer, and for godsake stop starti'ng you're sentences with'out capitol letter's .... for Fuck's sayk!

I have dyslexia and I try very hard

Ho...poor victim.....how in the world these dyslexics motherfuckers end up here ?

Dyslexics are teeple poo ;)

Teople poo or teeple poo Dwaine Carrillo ?

Ysfzzf mrdv cf cuzfn iqn dourhn DVUY SV QUB!

ok, copy and paste it into the Naked Lunch Decoder!

http://callmeburroughs.tripod.com/quantum/nl2.html

I hate you all. Have I mentioned that?

It's haight not "hate", Scott ;)

Cdphdf ylh yailfi kh wcdkfu hd cwhok auufgftcdk khvabi cdshu jfdfucg bhdkfdk-euff ilak ilhogs SH AK AD VUATCKF MFIICJFI, ci yf SHDK BCUF!

I don't know which is worse me with my mistakes or beverly with her intended humor.

worse not worst ;)

I'm gonna unfollow now... :/

The answer is YOU, of course.

Well, at least he edited his post from "worst" to "worse" :)

Dwaine I take correction well since I know I have a hard time with it

Your photo disappeared and I thought you left the group, therefore I didn't want to look like an idiot for correcting something that did not need to be corrected. I'm just having fun my friend, you are among the finest smart asses the world has ever known ;)

I am changing it have not decided with what

:-D

You want me to help you find something John ? :-D

Joseph don't you have some fly wing's you need to go pull off

Is this suppose that you picture me as an angel ? :/ , this is shocking, you are either verily stupid or you are one of these government agent. I see no other option, really.

....and how many grammatical and syntax errors did I count...in the OP? TOO MANY! "He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone"... Or, simply put, those that live in glass houses should NOT throw stones!

There is, however, a point to be made. And therein lies the conundrum. Often good points are lost in the delivery.

That point is that we have, rather quickly, devolved our language collectively, as we have unlearned our language. We have, as Scott states, become... lazy fucks. We just type away relying on autocorrects and not really giving a fuck to actually THINK when we use things like "there", their", and/or "they're", for example. We are crunched for time as well, multitasking or texting thumb-style as we drive, commute, eat shit ( see how the meaning just changed because I was too lazy to notice I missed the comma) or watch or pirated porn, as we type away using this new fucked up cyber language (lmfaorofl), our defence being a feeble "figure it out"....like people have a literary crystal ball.

I too have fallen into this trap, mainly because I have BIG hands and these tiny fucking cells are hard to type on, and autocorrect is often guessing, and ISN'T correct... plus, with a fucking SUSPENDED LICENCE...I ride a shit load of buses...so yeah, I'm just as guilty at times as well....(especially over using the elipsis...) we all must strive, however, to do better! If the way we wrote online was exactly how our kids learned to write, our next generation will be a bunch of confusing shits! Scott's right... this shit must stop. Starting with us. You and I.

"..and how many grammatical and syntax errors did I count...in the OP? " - NONE THAT WEREN'T PUT THERE ON PURPOSE.

Fixed that for you.

Thx 4 clarifyin!

Syntax and Grammar? I have enough to deal with when pulled over by the local constabulary than also have to front up to the Internet Spelling Police.

Shawn... Does your statement above refer to the fact that 'Tis only the sinners who get stoned? And by the way, just in case you need the advice, (Scott will ignore it) - Those that live in glass houses, should not undress with the lights on.

So... are ALL of you like Gerry Cardinalli here? Did ANY of you read what Tara Duncan actually wrote, or did you just "skim" it?

I am glad I was presented the opportunity to read and fully comprehend the nature of Tara's treatise. She is correct when she refers to the possibility of World War 3 having its beginnings by way of the incorrect appropriation in choice of parlance utilised. The insertion of what one may deem as a mere colloquialism may in fact result in offence being taken by an opposing party. I have taken note of her strongly, and well made points and will most assuredly make all possible attempts to ensure my wording is correct and acceptable given the cultural nuances of those that make postings here. Thank you Tara. However, I do admit, your posting was enjoyable to read, though if it was given as oratory I may well have been given to lapsing into the realm of Morpheus.

I can't just skim what I read. If I did that I could not comprehend anything. the one good thing about dyslexia is I cant be lazy when I read.

Gerry, the stones were merely an analogy, nothing more. To oft we digress when we delve into an example, and forget rhe original POV being expressed. I was simply pointing out that the OP, albeit correct in its suppositions, was also containing examples of said transgressions. Scott "clarified" these deliberate "errors" (alrhough the half use of quotation marks, and parentheses, for example, tend to make me wonder about that...jus sayin).

Yiu maje a good point as well... "coined phrases" and "terms of the day" often butcher language, especially when serious intellectual discussions are haopening. "Blog talk" often resukts, where we iften fyoe as we talk. But...we aren't talking verbal lyso written dictums must prevail.

We need to write concisely, and pay attention to what we say and how we say it...because we arent yokel okles talking about sheep fucking by the outhouse or water hole. And thats hiw we treat our host when we fuck around and write like jerk offs. And expext our comments to be respected and accepted when we are rude by our lack of dilligence. Point noted and taken! I apologize for mine, for many if mine are due to fucking technology! And my inability to use it pateintly shit. sorry cell is freezing s

Hahaha I can't correct shit. Maybe I will edit that if Scott doesn't blast it into space first, when I get on a laptop or pc. Sorry for the fucked up typos. Big hands small screen and a cell from helk that freezes, won't allow me to go back, copy and paste, and deletes most of my messages. This is attempt #3

@Shawn... Then if you have read Tara's posting in its entirety, are you now expecting me to infer that your obvious lack of checking your spelling in your above response is due in part to your actually being some kind of techno-peasant? Or are you simply being "rude by our lack of diligence"?

'Helk' will never freeze over. I assure you.

@ John Frisby... I am of the opinion that 'dyslexia' does not exist. For if it did it would surely be called lysdexia.

yes they lied too me

Its OK. THEY lie to everyone.

The whole non-existence aspect of Hell, means that by its very nature, Hell lacks the necessary matter to create the heat needed to be hot. Pretend things are neither hot, nor cold.

Hell can't freeze over until it get's around to the whole "being real" state.

Neither Hell, nor Heaven for that matter actually exist. I can find no longitude or latitude reference for either on my GPS.

http://vimeo.com/47478945

Yet people still believe it... They won't check their OWN GPS's. Wait and see. Deliberate blindness. Wouldn't they at least TRY to go to heaven?

...you know.. just punch in "heaven" to see if there is a route that avoids toll roads...

there is a town called hell I live about 10 miles from it lol

Oh? How hot does it get?

Grammer is science...

John Lennon was over-rated, and annoying.

...and "Imagine"? that was a song about Communism. :P

http://www.weather.com/weather/today/Hell+NOXX0206:1:NO

I'm musing myself...

Maybe John Lennon was a neo-Marxist. Or worse still - a Stalinist?

Please Charles, not in public.

HAR! :D

Digitally I am.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I hope you wash your digits afterward... no food handling.

My person is laughing. http://purell.com

Well Tara Duncan, I LOVE your post!!! ~Cat

...examples of losing sight of the OP by an example run rampant. Saying my cell is from hell (another metaphor fyi to express my frustration ) and saying that "where its from" is exemplified by its "freezing" - a term for computers that stop working

Brb batteries are going to die

What's a Brb and what's a OP ?

Shawn Ofthefamily Folkes: examples of losing sight of the OP by an example : What is an OP ?

Post lost. Again. OP= Original Post

Like talking more about "hell" than "grammar", or even ME using (as I exemplified in my post) acronyms

Techno-peasant? Ok yeah close to true. I use a cell not a laptop and it is very difficult to type on. I know hiw to spell "how" dor example, but wirh LARGE fingers I often hit the wrong letter, and cant go back because the cell (short for cellular phone For Your Information) will "freeze" when I try to. So no it's not due to a lack of respect or diligence...

I turned in a university essay once which was returned with a barely passing grade and this comment: "On the whole you write extremely well, but in this essay at least, you have said absolutely nothing." I had two responses to this. The first was to laugh. No one had ever noticed or commented on my half-assed, content-free submissions. The second was to assimilate the material required to produce a thoughtful response to each assignment. The ability to communicate effectively facilitates the ability to acquire information and to express one's opinions.

It was my hope that by providing a slightly insulting, somewhat humorous article, some people would find a little inspiration to better present their positions. I, and if you're honest you, stereotype people everywhere, even in this forum. Also, if you're being honest with yourself, you will admit there are some people whose comments you skip and ignore. It is possible these same people have a valuable contribution to make; it's just impossible to decipher the message in the way it is presented.

Typographical errors notwithstanding, those who have taken the time to learn to speak and write well, recognise the importance of delivering information clearly and concisely. To do otherwise just feels wrong.

Oddly, no one has asked for, or suggested, any book, training course, or methodology by which these skills can be improved. Positive reinforcement is provided by people who write thoughtful, articulate comments. Negatives are expressed by people who are barely qualified to read "The Cat in the Hat".

Those of you with badly-expressed, dissenting opinions, and all manner of excuses as to why it's your "God-given" right to speak like recent graduates of an Ebonics course, are not actually hurting me. I, like everyone else, don't hear you. I can't be any clearer. It really is that simple.

I am mouthless :D

I heard something about learning "quantum writing" but couldn't find much on it.

http://www.amazon.com/Quantum-Writing-How-Write-Like/dp/0945525273

Yah, other than that...

Something like that could be good for you, Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma as you already have good writing skills. For people looking to improve their basic skills I would recommend something like, "The Elements of Style" by William Strunk, Jr.

Tara Duncan, I really enjoy reading your articles.

Thanks very much, Cara Small Atherton. I always hoped I would have at least one "fan". :D

I'll look that book up in the library thanks.

Thanks, John Frisbey. I have a copy which I confess I should open more frequently.

Me, I really STRUGGLE reading your articles, but I read them all and appreciate them....as far as FANS, I have plenty of these things in stock, 5 volts fans, 12 volts fan, 120 volts fan....what have you....I'll ship a skid filled with these for FREE. :D

English is not your first language so I doubly appreciate your making the effort. I'm sorry my French is not good enough to express my thoughts in our other official language.

I consider this as ASSETS, in fact, everything I get from here is considered as assets by ME, so it help ME think that I can not be liquidate because, If it’s not an asset, it has to be liquidated. :D (hope that make sense :/ )

wow even me joseph lol

It didn't. Try babelfish.altavista.com.

Bugger! It has been Microsoffed.

John Frisbey. That sounds suspiciously close to Jonathan Brisby.

nope I am a real man not a fake rat lol

Bugger! Haven't heard that for a while. My mother actually gave me shit for using that word when I was young. I, too, will keep that book you recommended in mind.

Thank you very much tara. I'm not here as in here at present. My dog Dora, was just run over & killed & I'm runnuing out of tissues. My head really does hurt badly as does my heart....I need a break from everything. I will be back in a couple of days folks. Take care all.

Really sorry about Dora, Adam. I can't imagine how much that must hurt. Take care.

I watched my dog being ran over by some assholes driving 140km/hr on the back road near my place. I carried her home for 2km. I understand the pain it can cause.

Sorry to hear about your dog, look after yourself Adam Thomas

Thank you Tara. Dora, is LOVE. Ma' is shattered.

my dog was killed by the cops because it defended me.

A friend of mine had the cops show up at his house and asked him to call his dog. He called it out of the doghouse and they shot it right there and then. He was 10!!

Not to be a dick, Adam, I can't believe you chose this time to write perfect English sentences!

lol@tara

hehehe.

Fuck you guys are NOT sensible.... his dog just died for jesus christ crying out loud....leave him alone would you ?

Pierre, you're just jealous he's getting all our attention. Adam, come back soon.

And there is nothing we can do to ease the pain. It is shattering when your pet dies. There is a large hole where your friend should be. You see them everywhere in your peripheral vision. Only time, and possibly saving the life of another animal in a shelter can help. No disrespect was intended.

OK, Pierre is jealous now ?....this has to be weman bullshit again :D

No, just trying to provide a momentary distraction. In times like this we live in constant depression and denial. Even a momentary distraction, in my experience, can help a little.

Momentary distractions ?, I have plenty in stock as well :)