The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Apr 28, 2013 3:47 AM

Dwaine Carrillo

There is a magic code you must enter into a time machine located in the basement of the Federal Reserve Bank ATM machine. That machine will dispense you a Magic Ring that will take you to the Mountain of Gulfor where if you stand with one leg on a purple rock while holding your cock in your left hand, you will see a hologram of a dollar amount floating before you. Grab it with a fishnet made of scarlet linen and present it to the King along with your "birth bond" and trumpets will play as the guardsmen bring out your "Eleventy Billion" dollars in golden wheelbarrows ;)

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