That's like saying you have a "cause of action" against the knight on a chess board for not looking "Horsey" enough...so you sue chess!
No? Well your name is the same thing. It's a piece on a chess board. If you aren't playing chess, keep your grubby paws off the pieces! :P
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 524Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 524 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.