Apr 04, 2013 6:02 AM

I like weed and horny women. This store offers none of these things. :P

Gawd

Well it doesn't! :P

One could use a sturdy table to roll doobs and pound horny women on... just sayin'.

or to pound the horny women as they roll your doobs :P

me, as per ALL the precious contributions I've made to this group, I feel I don't owe you NOTHING...:D

Joseph Pierre Gilles, your next contribution will be to stop the table from sliding all over the floor while the doob rolling horny women are being pounded ;-)

I ALWAYS wear a hammer on me with huge nails....:D

Nice publicity Beverly May Braaksma by the way....Scott and Tara, if you need a circuit breaker or a transformer or an electrical part of some sort feel free to go to www.sfcmontreal.com and ask....:D

Ok... Scott's such a bad man... how bout a blow up doll stuffed with weed?

or a baby's arm holding an apple!

...that's a lot of weed. It'd be cheaper for you to jut put out. :P

This is the manageable offer... actually

er counter offer since the original was rejected...

she might be rather short tho... just sayin

This "gratitude" word you use. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

gawd... serial?

GRATIFICATION gratification.Archaic. A voluntarily given reward or recompense for a service or benefit; a gratuity.

Its Archaic...

...I don't think you know what THAT word means, either :P

old

gratuitous promise.A promise made in exchange for nothing; a promise not supported by consideration. — A gratuitous promise is not ordinarily legally enforceable. — Also termed bare promise; naked promise.

It said naked...

Wow, the words you thought you knew... Everything has completely changed...

"I like weed and horny women." - Nowhere did "naked" come into it. If they are truly horny, naked will just be a byproduct of the aforementioned horniness.

That was a "Beavis & Butthead" statement... you see I used to be married to a TV fella... had to listen to all that crap all the time...

Yes, I see it's really paid off! :P

yep, that definitely paid off... NOT... think thats why I wanted a divorce... too much tv...

If you were puttin' out, like a good woman should, there would be no time for TV. :P

I put out and got knocked up and landed up married to a tv guy... so that's how that went...

Its all fun in the beginning...

then... TV GUY

A sad, but common tale, to be sure!

It's tainted many things in your life... I still like weed and horny women... but not in that order.

I had no idea people lived with TV like that... as soon as they get home, fall asleep with it on... the daily blather (with the stupidest commercials)... I never grew up with TV

...says the woman who quotes Beavis & Butt-head.

We had to go outside and "do something"... we created

Tara says she's pretty sure you and I would have nasty "grudge sex" and she wants to watch...maybe record it and sell it as "Amateur Porn".

...sort of a "pay-per-view" thing...

I like THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING... I used to write all kinds of websites only in notepad... and preferred to do it that way...

code is easy

Notepad=ANSI... a death sentence in PHP.

vi, baby! Becausse "user friendly" is for pussies!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vi

Grudge is not in Blacks... let me know if your "fooling around" or doing the public verbage

One of my best friends was totally wrapped around Unix, he introduced me to the interweb back in the 90's... then he died... sadly

he made me buy a mac...

Yes...Mac... So easy, a chick could use it... Good times those 80's.

newp, threw it out... overpriced pain in the ass... not worth it... as in I should go get some $300 UGGS...

Let's get back to this "gratitude" thing you pretend to have...

ok

You are seeing that as "gratuity"?

A favour?

*drumming fingers*

Two words: Grudge Sex

sorry, had to shower, painted all night tonite...

reward?

What? I didn't get the "grudge. sex" comment until later

Are we seeing public or private?

I'm thinking "pay-per-view"

Don't you need to HOLD a grudge?

like a pre-auth

Hold the grudge long enough, and you can fuck your way to retirement. ;)

So I am still the holder?

Yes. I avoid surety, remember?

no you are

shit

LOL! :D

you don't want to be the holder

For grudge sex, yes I do! You end up doing all the work! :D

Well I guess that would depend on how good you are

good thread, even though it never intended to be

Well our future pay-per-view audience insists you find out :P

how much return on a pay-per... nevermind...

ALL profit! I already have the infrastructure in place. :D

nite Scott

;)

:D kill me everytime...

Here's a chick who does not know what the word "survivor" means...

http://i.imgur.com/26BEQvS.jpg

...ya, I'm a bad man. I'm going straight to hell. I know... :D

Meh, I'm right behind you... like not in a "bevis and butthead" way...

http://i.imgur.com/xN9QZj7.jpg

mmhhh...just too bad I'm not a HOT horny chick....I would be SITTING on a GOLD MINE in here....I would have Scott's dick liened as we speak..:D

*backs away slowly*

no worries...I'm a guy :(

"Tara says she's pretty sure you and I would have nasty "grudge sex" and she wants to watch...maybe record it and sell it as "Amateur Porn"..... for THE PUBLIC RECORD- this was MY IDEA i presented to Scott on Tuesday night, letting us watch you and Scott, Beverly on his BigBlueBallsButton device having sex - i DEMAND REMEDY!..but answering my question in the THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER thread will do ;)

Do you want MY ideas as REMEDY for you Derek Moran ???? :D

Umm..after the 'Liening-Scott's-dick-comment,' no thanks! ;)

too bad...

Pierre- did you want me to start a 'How-to-Lien-Scott's-dick' thread on your page...not the CRYPTO-SHIT one ;)

Did somebody say reefer?

No but if you can start one on "how to administrate a private currency" that woul be awesome

And if you can dig ALL the Canadian club house rules regarding it, I would consider this as a BONUS !!!

Why are zombie threads showing up again? Derek.. did you do this?

Of course he did, he is SPECIALIZED :-D

:/

Very exciting thread !! :-D

I can't believe this thread is still alive. You and Beverly Berta Braakschmack, are pretty cute but the pace at which this is advancing is starting to make me wonder...at some point I'll be too old to hold a camera, and regardless of internet lore, you will also eventually be pushing the boundaries of Rule 34 :P

Rule 34 ? :-\

google.ca

Ha... :-)

This thread is hilarious. Oh Pete.

No Beverly, i did not REVIVE this one...

That was April Norah Holloway, I was a fucking kid back then !! :D

Banned on the run” muahahahahaha :-D

I was learning today... I was mucking around back here. Liking posts and what not... could have been me.

Hey Beverly Berta Braakschmack, just to keep that thread going, would you think that would be a good idea to put that thing with every discharge I administrate ??

:D

ADMINISTRATION FEES CONCERNING PIERRE DAOUST 26X-XXX-XXX

Being the sole Authorized Administrator of the person named PIERRE DAOUST, here are the administration fees concerning public debts that are, would or will be sent to this person I happen to have.

Your first utilized administrative process will be free, courtesy of the Sole Authorized Administrator.

It is understood and agreed that if I have to administrate a debt more than once, because the beneficiary is simply incompetent, the following fees will apply.

Fees of $250.00, on the alleged debt, each time sharing information on my part to the beneficiary.

Fees of $3000.00 per hour for any additional information.

Be advised that I do not buy any public debts, I choose to administrate them by completing the bills of exchange, so you need to address the surety of the person named PIERRE DAOUST with the inscription number 119xxxxxxx and/or the Social Security number 26x-xxx-xxx for your remittance.

With Respect, Honor, Dignity and integrity.

By:________________________________ Sole Authorized Administrator.

How about this:

NO COMMERCE EXPECTED AND/OR IMPLIED - BLOCK-CHAINS UP FRONT OR PAY WITH AN NVIDIA VIDEO-CARD

:D

Don't forget that I am in Quebec, Derek ;)

What...they dont sell Nvidia Video-Cards in Quebec? :o

No, this place is the BEST place for shit disturbance......the best.... :D

AMD is superior to "Nvidea" for mathematical computations.

Die Zombie Thread, DIE!!!

Pierre, I would require them to provide their proof of claim that you are the debtor.

They never claiming that......they are just sending an IMCOMPLETE check to the person !!!:-\