That's going to be one looooooong T-shirt, or very small writing...but I know of a guy that can help you monetize the concept...and a gap has recently opened up in his schedule ;-)
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 481Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 481 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.