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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 1

Mar 27, 2013 5:47 PM

Stuart Stone

I conditionally accept your claim of: 'I, a MAN, CLAIM DOMINION over all the living things on EARTH that are NOT other MEN. I also CLAIM DOMINION over all "natural resources". I CLAIM I will NOT rule over other MEN, and that I will share DOMINION ONLY with other MEN. Now, BY WHICH AUTHORITY, any other MAN, can rebut my CLAIM in LAW', upon proof of claim that:

1. There is not already a pre-existing claim in existence 2. That you have the ability to enforce said claim as and when challenged 3. Proof of contracts with 'other MEN', individually & severally, that constitutes a valid binding agreement of said individual and/or joint dominion.

Furthermore, I attest that I am aware of no evidence that you can successfully enforce your claim, or of any valuable consideration you have offered in exchange for said claim & believe that none exists.

Also, should you wish to make such claims, what privileges & benefits do you offer in exchange for the support of such claims? After all, with rights come responsibilities, and you may need a few million allies to help you enforce said claims ;-)

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