The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Mar 26, 2013 9:43 AM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Before I posted my imaginary thead, I wanted to tell my imaginay friend NOT to show-up that day, because that would be crazy (to me, a domplete contradiction). And I would try to keep everything in the PRIVATE. To prepare an affidavit affirming he is a man, and all the other good stuff that he has done to clear this MISTAKE, just in case a WARRANT for the arrest of the name is somehow issued. If that happens, I would suggest to send via a CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE using a notary, would send registered mail all the goodies to the clerk of the court, for filing. I also wanted to tell him, to buy a plane ticket to Panama, just in case the MEN IN BLACK went after him. But, I want to listen what this respectable group have to say about it. I would be "sad puppy face" if my IMAGINARY friend goes to imaginary jail, because of some stupid technicallity. I only have one Imaginary friend. It would be unbearable. ;)

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