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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 1

Apr 19, 2013 5:16 PM

Eamonn O Brien

So the bill might look something like... Bear with me, I've never written a bill for anything... :p

EAMONN O BRIEN NO.2 BIG ROAD BIG TOWN

NO. 1 19/4/2013

A valuable, financial instrument was deposited on (date of mortgage) to the value of £100,000, reference no. 12345.

Full payment has been made as per contract. I am now seeking to recover the above mentioned instrument.

Amount due : £100,000

Payment is due within 30 days upon receipt of this bill.

Signed __________________

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 560
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