You should have seen the room of people who were listening when he asked "How do I sound"? Almost in unison everyone in the room said "You sound like you have a dick in your mouth"! :D
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 729Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 729 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.