The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Mar 11, 2013 10:18 PM

Maximus Legis

In my experience which is limited, form is everything to these twats. There is a Maxim which says that substance takes precedence over form but they ignore that fact. Unless I guess you raise that Maxim. A friend and I were denied our defence by a Sheriff (Scottish Judge) who said "You may have a very good defence but it must be in the proper form, fuck off and get a lawyer" meaning there way of presenting it on paper. In other words our legalese was shit. I would have fought him on that but my buddy was doing the talking, or not as the case may be because his rectum started chomping button holes in his shirt tail at the first sign of testing from the bench and he choked :-)

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