Say...this thread reminds me of my vacation in Spain. I called my family to let them know I was OK. I stressed the call was costing a bizillion dollars a minute so I needed to be brief. My mother told me a nice long story about a ground-hog living under the front porch. Eventually I cut her off. She didn't call me a coward though...so I guess I dodged a bullet there :)
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 782Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 782 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.