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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Mar 10, 2013 7:00 AM

Scott Duncan

I need to make something very clear here.

Of late I have been approached by several parties asking me for analysis, to join groups, etc., because they seem to think that I'm good at this whole "articling" thing...and really I can hardly blame them. But here's the problem...

All of these requests are based on the presumption that I have some sort of altruism, and that I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart, or to share or to enlighten, or for whatever self-made mythology you've conjured about me. I assure you that this is not the case.

I am doing this whole venture because I took an oath, and I was ordered to. If I take an oath I comply with that oath to the best of my abilities. When I am ordered to use those abilities to the service of that oath, I do my best to be sure it's perfect...or as close as possible.

I don't do this because I think you deserve it. I don't do this because I like you. In fact, if all of you were to die horribly and painfully tomorrow I would give not a single fuck.

Let's point my Care Factor Meter at the thought of your universal demise E[\......]F.

See? Care Factor = 0. I have absolutely no fucks to give about the thought of your demise.

I really hope that's clear. I'm not your friend. I don't even like you. In fact I would really like it if you were taken by one of these "Gurus". I would like to see you hauled into court, and I would like to watch you get your ass kicked. This thought amuses me, but I'll return here to reality, where I still don't give a shit if you all die.

Please stop thinking I am some potential shill for your causes. I answer your questions because I was ordered to...nothing more.

If you have any questions regarding these orders, you can save us both a lot of time and aggravation by assuming I will answer, "None of your Fucking Business!"

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Pete Daoust

anyway, fuk it...thats it thats all I swear an oath saying....I WILL USE RESPECT, HONOR, DIGNITY AND INTEGRITY with ME and MY PERSON 24/7 (but ME come first....too bad for my PERSON).......and fuk everybody....too late....done deal.... 3:)

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Will Lawful ManLawful Man

You cannot tell all of Your Law, but you can try. All of Your Law is your Moment of Existence. As that moment has passed through a number of years, and your brain is unlikely to have left an ongoing record for me to consider and understand, I do not think it likely.

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Tara Duncan

Say...this thread reminds me of my vacation in Spain. I called my family to let them know I was OK. I stressed the call was costing a bizillion dollars a minute so I needed to be brief. My mother told me a nice long story about a ground-hog living under the front porch. Eventually I cut her off. She didn't call me a coward though...so I guess I dodged a bullet there :)

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Tara Duncan

That's why people continue to call other people by derogatory names. They want an emotional reaction to detract from any point at hand. In essence they have run out of intelligent conversation and want to hurt your feelings. If these people can't even mount an effective argument, how could anything they have to say affect you at all?

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Mick ParkerSúil Eile

"He who angers you controls you" i dont know the details pierre but choose your battles carefully is good advice. Dont be too easily drawn to anger & ambush. It makes us predictable & cointrolable .... what does that idiot know about you that would qualify him to make that ascertion ;)

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