Dude! I can top this with NO effort. This is a whimsical little piece that I did when you mentioned surety!
Mary Croft teaches useful stuff, but if SHE'S your scale, you set the bar pretty low :P
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 935Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 935 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.