SOME GUY: SIR..is that YOUR SIGNATURE on this DOCUMENT?
ME: SIGNATURE equals SURETY, LIABILITY is that correct?
SOME GUY: Uhmm ???...yes SIR.
ME: Ah..OK The PERSON you are looking for has its address at blah blah blah blah.......I am lawful holder sole Beneficiary of this PERSON.
SOME GUY: AEHH??? SIR this address you gave me there is THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL PROTECTION...
ME: Thats correct have a nice day....
I have a written confession that MY PERSON is PROPERTY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF SOCIAL PROTECTION at this ADRESS..I also have been invited to come and visit IT!
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 791Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 791 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.