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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 1

Feb 26, 2013 5:38 AM

Russ Rawlingson

This tickled me, A quote from a friend........"The way their law of gravity contravenes my inalienable Sovereign rights is unforgivable. I hereby demand my freedom from the oppression of the powers that be, who are using their occult magic of gravitation to hold me on this place. They better either rebutt my claim, or grant me my requested immunity from these laws of gravity, or I will enact my fee schedule and charge them a quintrillion gold bars for each day such laws prevent me from visiting my home planet."

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James Baal

Occult Magic of gravity to hold me on this place...........qintrillion goldbars.....laws that prevent me from visiting my homeplanet......What ever your friend is smoking seems to be the Goofy shit.....

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