If a Wal-Mart manager suddenly kidnapped you, and dragged you into Wal-Mart for an "Employee Disciplinary Hearing", would you be responding the same way?
NO!
You'd be screaming that you are being kidnapped, and point out that you DON'T EVEN WORK FOR WAL-MART. You would NOT engage in the idiotic dialog you just described here.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 6, page 524Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 6, page 524 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.