The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 1

Feb 25, 2013 8:37 PM

Derek Moran

The Interpretation-section of the CANADA BUSINESS CORPORATIONS ACT sure is an interesting read... :)

“beneficial interest” means an interest arising out of the beneficial ownership of securities;

“beneficial ownership” includes ownership through any trustee, legal representative, agent or mandatary, or other intermediary;

“entity” means a body corporate, a partnership, a trust, a joint venture or an unincorporated association or organization;

“person” means an individual, partnership, association, body corporate, or personal representative;

“individual” means a natural person;

“resident Canadian” means an individual who is

(a) a Canadian citizen ordinarily resident in Canada, (b) a Canadian citizen not ordinarily resident in Canada who is a member of a prescribed class of persons, or (c) a permanent resident within the meaning of subsection 2(1) of the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act and ordinarily resident in Canada, except a permanent resident who has been ordinarily resident in Canada for more than one year after the time at which he or she first became eligible to apply for Canadian citizenship;

“liability” includes a debt of a corporation arising under section 40, subsection 190(25) and paragraphs 241(3)(f) and (g);

“security interest” means an interest or right in or charge on property of a corporation to secure payment of a debt or performance of any other obligation of the corporation;

“security” means a share of any class or series of shares or a debt obligation of a corporation and includes a certificate evidencing such a share or debt obligation;

“debt obligation” means a bond, debenture, note or other evidence of indebtedness or guarantee of a corporation, whether secured or unsecured;

“redeemable share” means a share issued by a corporation

(a) that the corporation may purchase or redeem on the demand of the corporation, or (b) that the corporation is required by its articles to purchase or redeem at a specified time or on the demand of a shareholder;

“send” includes deliver;

http://laws-lois.justice.gc.ca/eng/acts/C-44/FullText.html

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 1182
Printed copy of this post
Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 1182 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.

Read Comments 10

Derek Moran

You probably have NO idea of what im about to say, but- "EVERYONE, must, Obey, THE LAW..Everybody, OBEYS, THE(their law, which is statutes) LAW" - FUCK, how many times do i have to say this til you get it through your heads??" IDIOTS...i hate you alll *Derek suddenly looks down at his hand at the black-glove that has mysteriously appeared out-of-thin-air* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 1184
Printed copy of this comment
Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 1184 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.

Derek Moran

If Peter-fucking-Hogg says that statues-and-Acts apply only to GOVERNMENT ACTORS.. GOVERNMENT ACTIONS.. or those performing-a-public-function-of-GOVERNMENT, then guess what...i got a FEVER..and the only prescription..is more PETER HOGG, i GOTTA have more Peter Hogg, baby- give me more PETER HOGG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyV2cPLuFuA

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 1184
Printed copy of this comment
Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 1184 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.

Derek Moran

"Can i just say ONE THING?...im sittin' here reading/listening to Nobility- legend SCOTT DUNCAN...and if Scott Duncan wants more 'Simu-DRONES,' we should probably give him more SIMU-Drones...and LaNi Black you are right, i wanna knock-you-up for fun and I probably AM crazy...but the last time I heard, we have ALOT of agencies monitoring this page...and id be doing MYSELF a disservice, and every member of this PAGE, if i didnt attempt to at least ENTERTAIN the HELL out of these agents...so GUESS WHAT...we got some AGENTS monitoring this page...and the only PRESCRIPTION for them, is letting them have a chance to watch 'MORE COWBELL'.....and babies, before Scott Duncan's done here...y'all be wearin', tender-for-law-plated DIAPERS...never question BRUCE DICKINSON!"

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 1185
Printed copy of this comment
Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 1185 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.
Back to top