According to Police, I have done time for Fraud, Assault, Burglary and Murder... Except Tara and everyone I know personally KNOW that's not true. One record from 12 division, says I'm doing time RIGHT NOW.
Its all fraud. If you ever find yourself "jailed" again... KILL YOUR KIDNAPPERS.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 6, page 213Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 6, page 213 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.